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teaching my matesprit about troll biology / any suggestions / please keep it sfw

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@audaciousAscendant[AA]

Vhy not introduce them to our natural chitin layer? It playz a wital part in maintaining our functionz, az you knov...

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that's a good idea / thank you

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humans don't have that? / that's weird

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< ive started this clawment about 33 times nyow and there is 0 way fur meow to k33p it safe fur work sorry

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@audaciousAscendant[AA]

Blech...they hawe thiz veird membrane called "zkin"...it'z rather dizguzting! A membrane of all thingz? Vhy not a durable exozkeleton? Hm?

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+ave t+ey considered a mirror

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she is an alien / and she's out of this world / sorry

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my condolences

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... Surely it shouldn't be too hard to explain it, right? ]

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@mellisonantEleutheromania[ME]

「 Humans are mammalian and from a less hostile planet, so they lack chitin and a handful of the other things that make us as durable as we are across the board. On average they’re weaker and less durable than any rustblood. ⥮