why is my number one most suggested sfw publicly stunt "eat a hotdog" / i can't tell if this is a prank or not
——Should ↑ be talk↑ng about hot dogs more? ↑s that what people l↑ke on th↑s app?-->
apparently there's a really big demographic of people who are super intense about hot dogs / who would have guessed
thank you / i don't even think i'm that pretty
i have decided that i will record myself eating a hotdog / stay tuned i guess
(| sounds like tourists to me. anyone who would try to enjoy Mouthwatering Sausage vicariously is a filthy casual. real Dogheads know nothing beats the firsthand experience of getting Meat in your Mouth |)
i have changed my mind / i will not be eating a hotdog on video
(| hell yeah that'll show em. nobody is entitled to see your Private Enjoyment of that Hot, Hot Meat |)