♣ mediated by @xylitolThrall
I genuinely pity the people you're playing the game with. If the hot-pants weren't bad enough, then the temper tantrums is surely testing their patience. Maybe if you reincarnate in another life, you'll be something other than the 'stagnant growth' class. Just my opinion.
From what I've gathered of them, yes. It's hard for someone who doesn't innately know much of your kind, beyond those stereotypes, to make a profound judgement. It's like saying all violets aren't just freaks ahoy, as a general example.
See, I consider myself a connoisseur of the unknown! And green, bald-headed skeletons certainly offer a great deal of mystery when compared to the congenial options. This isn't an admission, of course, it's an observation. That being said, I'm not that type of girl. But, kudos on you for getting out the detective lens. I thought that was more of a teal thing.
What? Noooo. No, see. It looks like my handle, but I've actually got quite a few impersonators on here. You know how Paradox Space gets, there's probably a billion out there, or something! Either way, I'd just ignore it.
It's really unfortunate how fake news can propagate online. That being said, this may or may not have been me.
Better let the boys know to bookmark it so they can find their way back!
Wordle 1,740 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not too shabby?
Yet, you're inquisitive all the same. That's almost a tertiary victory. Visit my profile, click the 'message' button, and find out, why don't you?
Count me in. See the red 'x'? Consider giving that a press, after plundering my DM's, maybe.
Some don't have the stomach for what is necessitated for self-improvement.
Too right. Like knows like. Or Like knows Light.
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
Wasn't entirely sure how you were going to go about this business, Jane, though I suppose 'to the point' is always preferable than beating around the bush. Giddying as we speak. Hello to you both.
[|||] @xylitolthrall darlin's a bit jealous of the attention i was giving you earlier just thought it'd be silly to tell you about it where she can see it~
[|||] looking forward to it,,, i mean haha distra must be typing on my palmhusk,,,
Really, it's actually more of an achievement to not be on the leaderboard if you REALLY go deep down and into it. The indie scene's always been more appreciated than mainstream stays.
Yes there is, and look who's TOP TEN BABY.
I've changed my tune entirely. The leaderboards are everything now. If you're not in top 20, I don't know if I can tolerate you in my space. Just saying. #LightPlayerSupremacy.
God is dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? Got to top ten though. ;)
Sixteenth place means there's fifteen more entries after you who have just secured their legitimacy in betterment. Of course, I don't care about such things. We rise above it.
Never knew the professional league of wankery had crowned its' new champion.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
DeviantArt culture is dead and gone. This is what the next-generation of e-persons have cultivated. Completely and utterly pan-rotted.
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
Day 1.5 of being Homelessness. Yeah, that got old quickly. Move fast, work harder, and never let momentum go cold. #StayWinning.
*Beating Homelessness. Apologies, somebody mentioned day-drinking earlier and I might have had a few too many at this time of morning. Afternoon?
Oh, very well. Thank you, my Lord. For the generous gift of having a roof over my head. Even if it is audaciously hued.
I mean, technically you're in my post right now. Also, you didn't comment on my photo. Rude. :/
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
I bet your mansion is gaudy as fuck. P.S, rubbing salt in the wound doesn't really make you a man, it almost paints you in the congenial light of being a little bitch. Just reflections.
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png
Defacing? Hardly. Maybe I could get into the business of inter-planetary home renovation. 🤔
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
Thank you, well aware of that. The classical idiom of 'talk shit, get hit' very much applies here, noted!
Well. I wasn't planning on making good on this promise, and I have no intent on sharing any BIBLICALLY MYTHICAL codes after my experiences throughout this dreadful consortium, however, in the spirit of celebrating '10 followers' ... (Which comparatively, doesn't seem like all that much compared to others.) ... I suppose I'll do something of an 'AMA'. As a fully-ascended Prince of Light. No future-sight queries though, that's not my cup of tea. Ask away.
Plenty of bitches, thank you very much, IF I wanted them, which I'm not particularly preoccupied with at the minute considering my planet just got blown to bits and pieces.
Don't get caught lagging behind, nor let anyone tell you how you should be utilising that which lies within you at your disposal. Fuck shit up, Page.
Just a general announcement. Might be SLIGHTLY behind with replies considering I'm hiding myself from a nigh-tyrannical twat who just obliterated my planet. No skin off my back, mind you, already completed my quest ages ago, but don't exactly APPRECIATE the sentiment!
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
Oh, I try. We humans have to stick together from time to time; don’t we? Don’t let them dim your lustre.
Well the mood's certainty shifted at this time of night. Day? Some vague temporal schrödinger's superposoition of all possibilities.
TFW you taunt too close to the sun and now you're getting death-threats from the Angel of Double Death. Usually I'd quip something witty and relevant here, but I'm more-so mildly impressed by my own capabilities. Is this a win?
Oh, surely you know of the big, bad boogeyman of Paradox Space.
I do not, know. It's a Cherub whom, through rumour foretold, wields ungodly, monstrous power beyond that of most players' wildest dreams. Or something like that.
What part of “crawl back to whatever hole you slithered out of” didn’t quite get through that thick skull of yours, hm?
In what was unequivocally a polarising turn of events, it seems I've came into acquisition of a new title. How does 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 sound? #Justanotherrungontheecheladder.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
. . . Ha. Haha. Ha. How the fuck do you know about that? That was supposed to be blotted out for a reason, not for fucking technicolour prying eyes to bear witness to.
Keep going, I dare you. You're aware that you're one step away from being blocked, right? . . . Not that it matters if you apparently know where my land is. I'll have the gall to admit this is mildly disconcerting, but you don't scare me. Come at me then, why don't you. The vague gesturing's only pissing me off.
Hey. Don't pity me. Who the hell do you think you are?
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You don’t get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say you’ve got better things to do. Either prove that you’ve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
I've made the difficult choice to take a break from Chittr for the sake of my wellbeing. Sometimes, you have to come to terms that those who share space with you don't have your best interests at heart. It's a decision that wasn't made lightly, but ultimately, I have to put myself first. Nobody else will, after all. 😔
Yeah, jeer all you want! Heckle, even. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words ... words 𝙘𝙖𝙣 hurt.
Mentally strangling you right now by the by. Hope that helps.
Yeah, they wish. Sorry, I don't give out that sort of treatment for free.
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to his due to attaching himself onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this. #TheTruthHurts.
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to THEIR FAME due to attaching THEMSELVES onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this.
Okay, but I literally corrected myself. Maybe reply a little faster next time, who knows.
Okay, so I'm feeling REALLY attacked right now. Is this how you all approach a victim of targeted aggression? Nitpicking?
Fuck you!
You know, I ask myself this question quite frequently, and the answer often changes dependent on my mood, but what 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 counts as a red flag these days? Opening it up to the court of public opinion.
An extremely practical answer! Kudos for taking the question directly on the chin!
I mean I'm just saying, I don't think being a megalomaniacal oligarch should really be considered BREAK-UP material, you know?
You know what Obama, you're so right. P.S, you really should consider reuniting the U.S with its' previous 'special relationship' in your next term.
Can we get a petition to ban the emoticon 'uwu' or 'owo'. Comment down below if you agree.
Sorry, I don't acknowledge chuds on main.
This isn't a targeted post or anything, but don't you just hate (platonically!) when people pick a typing quirk just to appeal to a targeted audience? May as well shell your OnlyClams whilst you're at it. #JustSaying.
Someone's got to spill the tea after it was thrown in the ocean 300 years prior. It's a necessary duty, though not one that doesn't come without undue hardship.
Don't know who you're referring to actually.
🌞 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 🌞 If this account gets to 10 followers, I'll distribute 𝗘𝗡𝗗-𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗦 to some 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 lucky users. Chop chop, the clock's ticking.
If your first instinct is to flip them, then you may already be out of your depth. It's a little shortsighted, don't you think?
You know, that is a very popular assertion. Unfortunately, the statistics really are quite damning when it comes to scalability past mid-game. Do you 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 want to take that risk?
Spoilers. ;)
Short-term profits, perhaps. But you don't maximise value by liquidating your most advantageous assets left, right and centre. You leverage them to secure outcomes that continue to pay dividends. Just Light Player things. Some people don't have the foresight. It happens.
Recommend my account to your followers and I might just consider it!
You want to gamble on that one?
Over half way there! To the singular hater, know that your vitriol just aids my quest in monetisation.
I've been told that my recent behaviour has been described as "problematic" in a sort of multi-species conduct sort of way. I don't believe in Ukulele Apology Videos, so you're just going to have to take my word for it that I truly am sorry for referring to the local alien population as "E.T gone rogue". On a totally unrelated topic, check out my multi-marketing scheme on the link below! (https://tinyurl.com/pxtyzpnr)
Didn't think anyone would blow dust off this old relic, or is it a recycled commodity? Verdict's still out on that one. 🤔
I can tell by the local population's penchant for the hue. Not that this is a verbal complaint, mind you. More of an observation than anything.
Gathered that. Some look more like E.T than others though. Or is that an insensitive statement to make?
Bollocks. I'd rather not compete in the Chittr Cancellation Olympics this early into the fray. Haven't even had the opportunity to shell out my MLM scheme yet. :/ #jk (just kidding.)
That too. It's a lucrative market.