Dazzle Eavens: "why the fuck does this energy drink taste like nicotine? n…" | chittr

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@carousingCaitiff[CC]

why th3 fuck do3s this 3n3rgy drink tast3 lik3 nicotin3? not lik3 th3 main fla<or but th3 aft3rtast3 is d3ffos nicotin3

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

that'S the notorious "cigarette energy". one sip is equivalent to smoking 16 cigarettes. how much did you drink?

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@carousingCaitiff[CC]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :( i think im addict3d to smoking now #subtanc3

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

The dreaded 500 cigarette Monster

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

1'v3 n3v3r h4d th1s 1ssu3 w1th 3n3rgy dr1nkz 1'v3 consum3d. you got th3 3v1l 3n3rgy dr1nk. >8P

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you now have black lung....

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

I'd be passed tbh. I want my toxic waste to taste like toxic waste not ciggies

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Try s.o°d Instead s.o°da instead f.o°r energy with real flav.o°rings