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Minor breakthrough. Lord Crumpt may be banishment bound after all. There is an Etsy listing for one “Call Of Duty : Modern Warfare 4”. The box art has been modified minimally, to accommodate each figure featured with beach-ready swimwear and heavily exaggerated chests. I am currently investigating the spiritual implications of this as an abundance of caution. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt
Baron Crumpt has taken something of a dour impression of being “just a dead guy” and “only a Baron in life”. To make him feel better, the coven on-call has taken to calling him, with varying degrees of enthusiasm, “champ”, “Lord Baron Crumpt”, “my main guy”, and “the ghost with the most”. He has taken a liking to Lord Crumpt. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt
After consulting the grimoire, it seems that in order to banish Baron Crumpt I would need seven chicken feathers, the blood of a mewling cat, crushed pearl fragments (to taste), and a copy of Activision’s Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the Playstation 3. The dark arts have become needlessly specific in recent years, it would seem. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia
Just had a licensed psychologist try to explain away a spectral haunting as "mass hysteria and infrasound". Buddy. The ghost just wrote "get fucked" on the mirror backwards in what I can only conclude is pig’s blood in the font of the damned. I am grabbing my salt shakers and Vatican tap, you can take your chances gauging if he would have liked to have frenched his cousin before he died. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #Incest #Technically
The DSM V should take the great and necessary long strides towards adding "chronic scrying-induced eye strain" and "acute existential dread after successfully invoking one of the lesser sexy demons" as diagnosable conditions. I have documentation. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia