#breach-of-social-decorum

CALIBORN

2 weeks ago

@caliBorn[CB]

I HAVE A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO FuRNISH. FOR MY BELOVED BROTHER FIGuRE. uNCLE STAND IN. FATHER IN SPIRIT. MY uNHOLY TRINITY. HE WHO ACTS AS ONE HELL OF A BuTLER. AN uNERRINGLY LOYAL FRIEND. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. A REALLY SWELL FuCKING RuNS HIS MOuTH A TON GuY. WHICH LEAVES ME LITTLE RECOuRSE. BEYOND THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT IMAGINABLE. MINE. THAT IS TO SAY. I AM GIFTING DOC SCRATCH. HIS VERY OWN BIRTHDAY. AND THAT BIRTHDAY. IS TODAY. WHAT DO YOu GET FOR THE MAN WHO WILL EVENTuALLY HAVE EVERYTHING? THIS IS A QuESTION ASKED OF MYSELF. BY ME. COuNTLESS MERITED TIMES. ACROSS ALL OF CONTINuITY. ...Read more