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TERRIIBLE NEWS FOR THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK MY RECOVERY FROM ""THE IINCIIDENT"" WENT SO WELL THAT II MUST RETURN TO WORK THIIS IIS AWFUL II JJUST WANT TO OPEN MY MERCH DROP II WANT TO STAY IIN MY HIIVE WEARIING MY COMFORTABLE LAYERS WHIILE PLAYIING SCREECHALOIID SONGS FROM YESTERSWEEP UGH UGH YUCK UGH YUCK UGH

FANTASTIIC NEWS THAT II AM NOW GOIING TO SHARE WIITH ALL THE LIITTLE TROLLS IIN MY PALMHUSK FIINALLY MY PACKAGE FROM THE IIMPERIIAL POST HAS ARRIIVED AS WELL AS A HAND WRIITTEN NOTE FROM THE OFFIICE OF COMESTIIBLE GOODS OF THE ALTERNIIAN EMPIIRE WHIICH IIS TO SAY IIT IIS A TYPED NOTE BUT THAT IIS BASIICALLY HANDWRIITIING FOR DRONES PLEASE ALLOW ME TO PRETEND THERE WAS COURTESY IINVOLVED ANYWAY MY POST IIS HERE AND II WIILL BE OPENIING IIT SOON TO SHOW YOU ALL MY NEW MERCH #HAUL #MAIIL #MERCHANDIISE #COLLECTORLIIFE