from @ursaMajor: "I've missed you! What have you been up to?" hi bronya! mostly just taking some time for my mental health. i'm ok now. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @gallowsCalibrator#1167: "1M N3W H3R3 WH4TS YOUR QU4DR4NTS S1TU4T1ON. JUST CUR1OUS." hi terezi!! my quadrants are all basically open. i am polyamorous so i am comfortable dating more than one person in the same quadrant either way! i also took a break from chittr for a few months so anyone i would have been talking to at the time has probably moved on haha. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from 'its me jade!!': "hi john!! i love you!! :D" aww, hi jade!! i love you too! #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from anonymous: "Is your dad seeing anyone?" well, my dad from my universe is dead so probably not. but i'm sure other versions of my dad on chittr are or are not seeing all kinds of people. you'd have to ask him. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @daquaviousBingleschnort: "the sky" this is because the question field in the ask box is "what's up" haha. very funny. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from anonymous: "you mentioned youre single, buuuut you got your eye on anybody~?" hehe. maayyyybe a few people! i wonder if you're one of them... #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @gadaboutTrickster: "lemme give you a real ask: name your ideal date night! " that's tough. honestly, probably something really cozy and intimate? like, staying in watching movies together, order some junk food, laze around and enjoy each other's company up close. staying warm together under a blanket with some hot cocoa, you know? #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from anonymous: "wanna kiss lowkey " maybe...! you can shoot me a private message if you want to. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @glamorousDivine: "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE OF MY SHOWS? IF NOT, YANDERE OR TSUNDERE?" holy shit, mettaton??? i haven't seen one in person, but i'd like to. and i am a sucker for yandere archetypes. and girl failures. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @tiredSublime: "Yaoi or yuri" why not both? ...i know you probably want me to pick one though. yaoi, because i know rankmaid would like that if she were around. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @mamaLalonde: "so tell me whats goin on in your universe r you datin anybody do u have any kids do u work hows your dad" my universe is sort of basic. finished the game, living on earth c in peace. things are pretty uneventful here, i am not dating anyone in my universe and i don't have any kids, and my dad is gone like in most other universes like mine. i keep myself busy as best i can, and since chittr became a thing i've been doing a fair bit of dimension hopping to visit other people in their universes! it's nice. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @gadaboutTrickster: "hi john! :)" hi jinx. :) #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
i made an ask box. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
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