#eridan-is-weak
Oh no, I cannot 8elieve an affair featuring two defunct Condescension altern8tes should 8e 8esieged 8y an overa8undance of drones and an excess of oppressive authority. Moreover, if you o8served that the most notorious felon of Alternia made an early departure, sensi8ility would dict8te that you have done likewise. #Eridan-is-weak (( #eridanweek ))
Inspired 8y the “8oundary” parameter suggested 8y the hominid ape in shades, I proceeded to enact said advice. The authorities, if the term “law‑enforcement” may 8e worthwhile applying in the case of who I refer to - interposed themselves 8etween me and the items I was o8serving at the market. In response, I seized the fool with the effortless grip one employs when hoisting a 8arrel of rum and smashed her into a 'cryptocurrency' kiosk. I would therefore advise the esta8lishment of well‑defined 8oundaries. #Eridan-Is-Weak #violence (( #eridanweek ))
How a8horrent, this must 8e the most appalling guest list I have ever encountered. A parade of jesters from the emerald moon, the garish fuchsia clown, an even larger 8uffoon, and, astonishingly, a law‑enforcement harlequin clad in teal and red. #Eridan-is-Weak