#imgoingtobethepresident
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAHAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. TOMORROW NIGHT. AT FIGHT NIGHT. I WILL BE FIGHTING @barackObama. I WILL FIGHT HIM IN A MAID DRESS. I WILL FIGHT HIM WEARING A PAIR OF FLUFFY FAKE KITTEN EARS. I WILL FIGHT HIM EXTREMELY MUTHAHAFUCKING HIGH ON MAGIC MUSHROOMS. AND I WILL FIGHT HIM FOR THE TITLE OF PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA,. IF I WIN, I WILL BE THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA. IF HE WINS, I'MMA GIVE HIM A TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR GIFT CARDS TO TROLL RAISING CANE'S. I DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT LIGHTLY, BUT IT'S WITH A HEAVY MUTHAHAFUCKING PUMPER THAHAT WE JUST GOTTA SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. BE THERE AT #FIGHTNI...Read more
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