#mothersday
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU TH...Read more
happy mothers day 2 all my moms across the universe and any moms that need appreciation #mothersday #holiday
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M☆ther's day is such a sweet human h☆liday! I think I w☆uld c☆nsider my ancest☆r as a "m☆ther" fr☆m the descripti☆ns I've seen ^^ It's a cust☆m t☆ get m☆thers a gift, s☆ I will d☆ that!! #m☆thersday #ancest☆rsdaymaybe
From someone who hasn't had a good mother in his life, and also from someone who is married to the best damn mom to the grubs we raised, Imma be raising a glass to all the good mothers out there in the world rn. Y'all dunno what an impact you have on your kids and just how much better you make their lives by being in it. The stuff you do goes mostly unsung so that's why Mother's Day exists, to sing that praise. Happy Mommas day to all who celebrates. Also shoutouts to MILFs yall give me one of many reasons to live. #mothersday #yallareGOATed #suggestive
Please f9rgive my a6sence. I have 6een very caught up with events 9ccurring in my pers9nal life, and haven't had much reas9n t9 c9me 9n here t9 muse t9 any 9f y9u. I am getting a 6it 9f a late start t9day, 6ut as always, please t9 eat 6reakfast, keep y9urself hydrated, and take any 9f y9u prescri6ed medicati9ns f9r the m9rning, if y9u have n9t already d9ne s9. Enj9y the remaining day 9f y9ur weekend, and please 6e sure t9 sh9w appreciati9n f9r the maternal figures in y9ur life. That is all. G99d day. -- #M9thersDay #Advice #6lah6lah6lah
Happy Mother's Day, Mommy. Please come home soon. I'll even clean my room, so please come see me. I miss you and love you lots. #mothersday