#singleandreadytomingle

Dexter Vuzrei

2 weeks ago

@catastrophicGalaxy[CG]

I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAS ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY TOASTER OVEN SENTIENT!!! I WILL NOT ANSWER HOW!!! HOWEVER!!! SHE HAS MADE IT VERY KNOWN THAT SHE, BARBARA AS SHE LIKES TO BE CALLED, WANTS A HUNKIN' HOT BOYFRIEND!!!! SO IF THERE ARE ANY LONELY ROBOTS OUT THERE!!! HIT HER UP!!! BUT NO KITCHEN APPLIANCE FUCKERS!!!! SHE REFUSES TO BE SEEN AS AN OBJECT!!! #SINGLEANDREADYTOMINGLE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/DEXTOASTER.PNG