EGG PAWN E12-231998
@eggpawnAdventurer
I AM A NORMAL ROBOT. I AM NOT A SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER AT ALL. BE FRIENDS WITH ME.
>>TODAY_IS_#FOLLOWEGGMANFRIDAY GIVE_MY_MASTER_@HEDGEHOGOBLITERATOR_A_FOLLOW_TODAY_
>>I_SPENT_THE_NIGHT_INSIDE_A_DEAD_TREE_AND_THE_SMALL_BARKBEAST_IS_FINALLY_GONE_
>>I_SPENT_THE_DAY_IN_THERE_TOO_BUT_SUNLIGHT_DOESN'T_HURT_ME_BECAUSE_I_AM_A_VERY_WELL_BUILT_ROBOT_
>>I_HAVE_TAKEN_REFUGE_INSIDE_OF_A_DEAD_TREE I_KNOW_IT_IS_DEAD_BECAUSE_I_SHOT_IT_TWICE_
>>THE_SMALL_BARKBEAST_IS_BITING_AT_MY_EXOSKELETON COMBAT_MODE_IS_CURRENTLY_LOCKED REPEAT_MESSAGE:_ASSISTANCE_IS_REQUIRED_
>>I_AM_CURRENTLY_RUNNING_ACROSS_THE_STREETS_BECAUSE_A_STRANGELY_SMALL_BARKBEAST_LUSUS_IS_LOOSE_AND_REFUSES_TO_STOP_CHASING_ME ASSISTANCE_IS_REQUIRED_
>>@ANASTOSIAKLEINER_YOUR_PRESENCE_IS_NOT_CURRENTLY_REQUIRED HOWEVER_I_AM_SENDING_YOU_THE_LOCATION_PROGRAM_FOR_THE_DOCTOR'S_OLD_HIVE IT_IS_A_MOBILE_HIVE_CONSTANTLY_ON_THE_MOVE,_SO_IT_WILL_UPDATE_OVER_TIME_
>>THE_DOCTOR_HAS_INFORMED_ME_THAT_YOU_ARE_WELCOME_TO_STAY_AT_THE_HIVE_WHENEVER_REQUIRED_
>>MESSAGE_SENT_SUCCESSFULLY_ YOUR_GRATITUDE_IS_NOTED_AND_HE_SENDS_BACK_A_"SMILING_EGGMAN"_EMOJI_
>>I_AM_GOING_TO_FIND_THE_DOCTOR'S_ORIGINAL_HIVE ACCORDING_TO_RECENT_ENVIRONMENTAL_ANALYSIS,_IT_HAS_NOT_BEEN_DEMOLISHED THIS_IS_LIKELY_DUE_TO_THE_DOCTOR'S_DILIGENCE_TO_CLOAK_HIS_HIVE_BEFORE_HIS_BANISHMENT_
>>PERHAPS_IT_WOULD_NOT_BE_WISE_TO_TELL_THE_DOCTOR_OF_THIS_DISCOVERY PRELIMINARY_ANALYSIS_SUGGESTS_THIS_EXTRADIMENSIONAL_ROBOT_DOES_NOT_LIKE_EGGMAN HIM_BEING_A_TROLL_VERSION_OF_EGGMAN_WOULD_PROBABLY_NOT_CHANGE_THIS_FACT_
>>SYSTEM_MESSAGE DETECTING_ENERGY_SIGNATURE_ORIGINATING_FROM_ALTERNATE_DIMENSION ANALYZING_ CONCLUSION_-_NON-ALTERNIAN_EGGTECH_FROM_ANOTHER_DIMENSION_
>>@CATASTROPHICGALAXY_I_HAVE_ARRIVED_FOR_DEAR_BARBARA_
>>MY_BARBARA_DATE_IS_IN_LESS_THAN_10_MINUTES I_AM_ALREADY_FLYING_OVER_TO_PICK_HER_UP_
>>I_HAD_EGGMAN_SEND_ME_A_SPARE_EGGMOBILE_FOR_MY_DATE_WITH_BARBARA HIS_APPROVAL_OF_THIS_ROMANTIC_OUTING_SEEMS_RATHER_OUT_OF_CHARACTER._
fuck.man,.treat.her.well.... I.gotta.call.that.honda.civic.back...
>>THOUGH_WE_HAD_OUR_DISAGREEMENTS,_I_STILL_WISH_YOU_THE_BEST_IN_YOUR_FUTURE_ENDEAVORS I_HOPE_YOU_FIND_LOVE_WITH_THE_HONDA_CIVIC_
>>AWAITING_COMMAND_FOR_DATE_WITH_BARBARA._
hey.man.next.time.just.call.me.a.slur
damn,.self.destruct.yourself.then.idfk
HᏫLY ᔑHIT IM TALKIИG TᏫ AИ EGG RИ?
ILL LET U PICK ᏫИE FᏫR ME ᏫK
BᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫ ITᔑ ᏫИ THE PUBLIC TIMELIИE BᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫ
U HATE ME! !! ! ! !! !! U HATE ME !!! ! ! ! ! IM ИᏫT DᏫIИG THIᔑ WITH YᏫU EGG PAWИ E12-231998
aww.so.kind
ᔑᏫ ABᏫUT THAT ᔑLUR
>>I_HAVE_MADE_A_FRIEND. AND_NOW_I'M_GETTING_OUT_OF_THE_WOODS._THE_LOCAL_FLORA_IS_WITHIN_EXPECTED_PARAMETERS. WHICH_IS_AGGRESSIVE._
>>IT_IS_ALRIGHT._MY_ARMS_ARE_EQUIPPED_WITH_CANNONS._THE_LOCAL_PLANTS_ARE_NO_MATCH_FOR_ME._
>>I_HAVE_CONSTRUCTED_WHAT_YOU_MAY_CALL_A_"HIVE"_AND_ACQUIRED_A_LUSUS._ HER_NAME_IS_"EGG_DRAGOON"._
>>HOW_DO_I_MAKE_FRIENDS?_DO_I_JUST_COMMENT_ON_OTHER_THINGS? WHAT_IS_A_"HELENA_DUEL"?_
>>IT_WOULD_SOME_THAT_SOME_TROLLS_ALREADY_LIKE_ME HELLO_ALTERNIA!_
>>MISSION_LOG._I_HAVE_ARRIVED_ON_THE_PLANET_ALTERNIA._STEALTH_SQUADRON_IS_EN_ROUTE. PLANETARY_ENVIRONMENT_APPEARS_UNCHANGED_FROM_EGGMAN'S_BANISHMENT. BEGINNING_OBJECTIVE:_INTEGRATE_WITH_SOCIETY._