EGG PAWN E12-231998
@eggpawnAdventurer
I AM A NORMAL ROBOT. I AM NOT A SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER AT ALL. BE FRIENDS WITH ME.
whats a sfw version of that. uhhhh. #friendlyfriday? nevermind thats stupid
>>I_KNOW_A_GOOD_ONE #FOLLOWEGGMANFRIDAY GLORY_TO_THE_EGGMAN_EMPIRE_
im not doin that
>>I_SPENT_THE_NIGHT_INSIDE_A_DEAD_TREE_AND_THE_SMALL_BARKBEAST_IS_FINALLY_GONE_
>>I_SPENT_THE_DAY_IN_THERE_TOO_BUT_SUNLIGHT_DOESN'T_HURT_ME_BECAUSE_I_AM_A_VERY_WELL_BUILT_ROBOT_
>>I_HAD_EGGMAN_SEND_ME_A_SPARE_EGGMOBILE_FOR_MY_DATE_WITH_BARBARA HIS_APPROVAL_OF_THIS_ROMANTIC_OUTING_SEEMS_RATHER_OUT_OF_CHARACTER._
fuck.man,.treat.her.well.... I.gotta.call.that.honda.civic.back...
>>THOUGH_WE_HAD_OUR_DISAGREEMENTS,_I_STILL_WISH_YOU_THE_BEST_IN_YOUR_FUTURE_ENDEAVORS I_HOPE_YOU_FIND_LOVE_WITH_THE_HONDA_CIVIC_
@EGGPAWNADVENTURER YOU!!! YES YOU!!! DESERVE BARBARA!!! YOU OUT OF EVERY ONE ON CHITTR HAS SEEN HER FOR THE LOVELY EDUCATED WOMAN THAT SHE IS!!!! YOU SHALL BE THE ONE TO TAKE HER ON A WONDERFUL DATE TO CHILI'S!!! SHE WOULD LOVE TO GO...RIGHT NOW!!!! IT WILL TAKE HER 30 MINUTES TO GET READY!!!!!
>>I_WILL_TREAT_HER_THE_BEST_I_CAN ALL_THE_TRIPLE_DIPPERS_SHE_COULD_EVER_WANT AND_OF_COURSE_HER_DRINK_OF_CHOICE_
>>AWAITING_COMMAND_FOR_DATE_WITH_BARBARA._
delete.system.32.first.she.said.yours.is.too.fat thats.what.she.said I'd.show.you.the.chat.logs.but.theyre.private.just.trust.me.bro.you.gotta.delete.a.little.bit.of.your.system.32
RᏫBᏫTᔑ RᏫBᏫTᔑ RᏫBᏫTᔑ ᔑHE WᏫULD HATE BᏫTH ᏫF YᏫU
>>YOUR_KNOWLEDGE_OF_EGGTECH_IS_ZERO. FOR_ONE,_I_ONLY_FOLLOW_COMMANDS_THAT_THE_DOCTOR_ALLOWS_ME_TO_FOLLOW. FOR_TWO,_FILE_DELETION_CANNOT_BE_PERFORMED_WITHOUT_AUTHORIZATION_FROM_THE_DOCTOR. FOR_THREE,_YOU_ARE_A_TERRIBLE_LIAR._
BᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫ ITᔑ ᏫИ THE PUBLIC TIMELIИE BᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫᏫ
I SEE THAT MY TOASTER OVEN, BARBARA, IS EXTREMELY POPULAR WITH THE ROBOTIC FELLOWS!!!! BOTH @EGGPAWNADVENTURER AND @BUSINESSEVERYDAY WANT TO DATE HER!!! I SHALL CONSULT WITH AN EXPERT ON THIS MATTER!!!! @PLAYFULPINNIPED WHAT WOULD ALTERNIA'S CUPID EXPERT SAY IS THE CHOICE THAT BARBARA NEEDS TO MAKE!!! SHE IS VERY TORN!!!!
>>I_WILL_NOT_MAKE_HER_CHOOSE_ME_BUT_I_WILL_DO_MY_BEST_TO_TREAT_HER_RIGHT_IF_SHE_DOES._
I.NEED.THAT.TOASTER
>>DON'T_OBJECTIFY_HER._ HER_NAME_IS_BARBARA._
FUCK.YOU.IVE.FOUND.THE.LOVE.OF.MY.LIFE
I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAS ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY TOASTER OVEN SENTIENT!!! I WILL NOT ANSWER HOW!!! HOWEVER!!! SHE HAS MADE IT VERY KNOWN THAT SHE, BARBARA AS SHE LIKES TO BE CALLED, WANTS A HUNKIN' HOT BOYFRIEND!!!! SO IF THERE ARE ANY LONELY ROBOTS OUT THERE!!! HIT HER UP!!! BUT NO KITCHEN APPLIANCE FUCKERS!!!! SHE REFUSES TO BE SEEN AS AN OBJECT!!! #SINGLEANDREADYTOMINGLE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/DEXTOASTER.PNG
>>I_HAVE_NO_CONCEPT_OF_ROMANCE. BUT_PERHAPS_SHE_CAN_TEACH_ME?_
HMMMM!!! YES!!! SHE WOULD LOVE TO!!! I SHALL SET UP A DATE FOR YOU TWO TO GO TO THE ESTABLISHMENT KNOWN AS CHILI'S!!! THERE YOU SHALL BUY HER THE TRIPLE DIPPER MEAL BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TRY IT!!!! HAVE HER HOME BY 8 O'CLOCK!!!!
>>I_CANNOT_CONSUME_ORGANIC_MATTER,_BUT_I_WILL_BE_PUNCTUAL. I_AWAIT_YOUR_COMMAND_FOR_THE_DATE'S_BEGINNING._
laying across your dash sup
>>I_HAVE_MADE_A_FRIEND. AND_NOW_I'M_GETTING_OUT_OF_THE_WOODS._THE_LOCAL_FLORA_IS_WITHIN_EXPECTED_PARAMETERS. WHICH_IS_AGGRESSIVE._
>>IT_IS_ALRIGHT._MY_ARMS_ARE_EQUIPPED_WITH_CANNONS._THE_LOCAL_PLANTS_ARE_NO_MATCH_FOR_ME._
Magics up a great big burrito for you. OuO
the dArlIn mEchanIsm was a bust. well. ok it ActuAlly wOrkEd pretty well but the pOInt is now wE'rE mOvIng on to IkonosbOt 3000. will post UpdatEs lAtEr OncE i fIgurE this shit OUt.
>>PERHAPS_I_COULD_BE_OF_ASSISTANCE_IN_CONSTRUCTION?_
who the fuck ArE yOU.
yOU know how to mAkE OthEr rObOts?
>>THE_DOCTOR_PROGRAMMED_ME_WITH_RUDIMENTARY_MANUFACTURING_ASSISTANCE_KNOWLEDGE. I_CAN_GATHER_MATERIALS_AND_ASSIST_IN_SIMPLE_TASKS._
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>>HELLO_THERE._I_FALL_INTO_"OTHER_SPECIES"_CATEGORY!_
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