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whats a sfw version of that. uhhhh. #friendlyfriday? nevermind thats stupid

Stares at you while you fill this form out.

fuck.man,.treat.her.well.... I.gotta.call.that.honda.civic.back...

@EGGPAWNADVENTURER YOU!!! YES YOU!!! DESERVE BARBARA!!! YOU OUT OF EVERY ONE ON CHITTR HAS SEEN HER FOR THE LOVELY EDUCATED WOMAN THAT SHE IS!!!! YOU SHALL BE THE ONE TO TAKE HER ON A WONDERFUL DATE TO CHILI'S!!! SHE WOULD LOVE TO GO...RIGHT NOW!!!! IT WILL TAKE HER 30 MINUTES TO GET READY!!!!!

I SEE THAT MY TOASTER OVEN, BARBARA, IS EXTREMELY POPULAR WITH THE ROBOTIC FELLOWS!!!! BOTH @EGGPAWNADVENTURER AND @BUSINESSEVERYDAY WANT TO DATE HER!!! I SHALL CONSULT WITH AN EXPERT ON THIS MATTER!!!! @PLAYFULPINNIPED WHAT WOULD ALTERNIA'S CUPID EXPERT SAY IS THE CHOICE THAT BARBARA NEEDS TO MAKE!!! SHE IS VERY TORN!!!!

I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAS ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY TOASTER OVEN SENTIENT!!! I WILL NOT ANSWER HOW!!! HOWEVER!!! SHE HAS MADE IT VERY KNOWN THAT SHE, BARBARA AS SHE LIKES TO BE CALLED, WANTS A HUNKIN' HOT BOYFRIEND!!!! SO IF THERE ARE ANY LONELY ROBOTS OUT THERE!!! HIT HER UP!!! BUT NO KITCHEN APPLIANCE FUCKERS!!!! SHE REFUSES TO BE SEEN AS AN OBJECT!!! #SINGLEANDREADYTOMINGLE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/DEXTOASTER.PNG

∘☽ What a beautiful night. ☾∘

laying across your dash sup
HAHA_My little pAws AcHe from liking posts...but it wAs All wortH it <3_HAHA

who the fuck ArE yOU.
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the dArlIn mEchanIsm was a bust. well. ok it ActuAlly wOrkEd pretty well but the pOInt is now wE'rE mOvIng on to IkonosbOt 3000. will post UpdatEs lAtEr OncE i fIgurE this shit OUt.
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