#slaughtersphere
-------============(((◯ #SLAUGHTERSPHERE, EH? YEAH. THAT TRACKS.
-------============(((◯ SPEAKING OF #COLLABS. PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANY FOOTLONG SUB AT TROLL SUBWAY, YOU CAN ENTER YOUR ORDER NUMBER ONLINE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN FREE SEASON PASS TICKETS TO THE #SLAUGHTERSPHERE GAMES THIS PERIGREE. LIMITED TIME OFFER, SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY.
-------============(((◯ THE NIGHT I RETIRE WILL BE THE NIGHT EVERY OTHER SLAUGHTER SPHERE TEAM ON THE PLANET CRIES TEARS OF JOY BECAUSE THEY CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT DAWN KNOWING THEIR LIFESPANS HAVE DOUBLED. AND THE NIGHT I COME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR ONE LAST BIG GAME WILL BE THE NIGHT EVERY SLAUGHTER SPHERE TEAM ON THE PLANET THAT WE'RE NOT GOING AGAINST CRIES TEARS OF JOY AGAIN BECAUSE THEY NARROWLY MISSED OUT ON HAVING THE MIDGLUT MASSACRISTS GRIND THEIR SKELETONS INTO PASTE WITH THEIR SKIN STILL AROUND THEM. #SLAUGHTERSPHERE
-------============(((◯ IT'S SLAUGHTER SPHERE SEASON. GET YOUR BATTUR RUNMAN MEAL AT TROLL WENDY'S FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE SEASON PASS TO THE GARRETTSGRUB STADIUM GAMES THIS YEAR. DON'T FORGET - WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, GET FREE SLAUGHTER SPHERE MERCHANDISE ALONGSIDE YOUR MEAL. #SLAUGHTERSPHERE @homerunKing #SLAUGHTERSEASON