#thickthighthursday
Humanity, until now, has not assembled a definitive record of its most consequential thighs. Historians have chronicled wars, dynasties, plagues, inventions, schisms, and the occasional suspicious comet. However, the legs supporting these events have gone unappreciated and unnoticed. This is an unforgivable academic oversight. I will now correct it. We begin in antiquity, where every hero possessed thighs capable of crushing an amphora, and most interpersonal conflicts could be resolved by removing one’s clothing and wrestling in olive oil. Heracles naturally dominates the period. His thighs supported ...Read more
Kult: +60
Kull: +5
Total: 65
Ratio: 12.00