
Ambysa Protei
@aberrantAnthomancy
(\_/) thick thighs (\_/) (\_/) big eyes (\_/) (\_/) no bra (\_/) (\_/) no shame (\_/) (\_/) all baddie (\_/)
i am at the local Walmart. it is ass fuck in the morning. there is a group of people there engaging in what i can only describe as a battle to the death over the egg cartons. except they're also trying not to actually break the eggs. so really, it's kind of a really slow-paced and watered-down death battle. killing LaCroix.
(\_/) hate my chits all you want but this ass is still fat #nsfw (\_/)
BZZT. The Mercury has gone into battery-saving mode. Do not be alarmed. BZZT. All life functions will remain operational. BZZT.
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼
(\_/) the only problem with wearing flowers is they die. my poor babies. (\_/)
The Monarch of Money has a big announcement tomorrow after the finall event of #EridanWeek, after which i will be stepping back and lletting the free market doing its thing, for the most part. Stay tuned tomorrow for financiall advice that is guaranteed to change at lleast one llife.
ALL THESE PINNED MESSAGES. I HAVE TO CROSS THE PACIFIC FUCKING OCEAN TO SEE MY TIMELINE.
>+. BITING PEOPLE AT RANDOM .+<
(\_/) so how many of us actually did something productive in the down time, and how many of us sat staring at the screen and frowning? (\_/)











