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Ambysa Protei

@aberrantAnthomancy

(\_/) thick thighs (\_/) (\_/) big eyes (\_/) (\_/) no bra (\_/) (\_/) no shame (\_/) (\_/) all baddie (\_/)

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 170Kull Score: 2652 followers5 following

i am at the local Walmart. it is ass fuck in the morning. there is a group of people there engaging in what i can only describe as a battle to the death over the egg cartons. except they're also trying not to actually break the eggs. so really, it's kind of a really slow-paced and watered-down death battle. killing LaCroix.

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[[As someone who's partner works at walmart it is EXACTLY this. Not as bad as thanksgiving, Xmas, and Valentine's day, but hoo. He saw a lady get clocked for eggs.]]

do yall lIke huuumans

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(\_/) they seem fine to me. (\_/)

(\_/) hate my chits all you want but this ass is still fat #nsfw (\_/)

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PREACH!!!!!

Great energy, keep it going. #IfTheyDieTheyDie

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(\_/) each hate just makes it fatter. (\_/)

(\_/) exactly!!! this is not a ride for beginners or those who're a coward (\_/)

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hold on i got you! lemme add a hate rq

(\_/) bless you for your contribution (\_/)

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FAT? HOW FAT?

(\_/) let's just say this thing could crush small animals if i wasn't careful (\_/)

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BZZT. The Mercury has gone into battery-saving mode. Do not be alarmed. BZZT. All life functions will remain operational. BZZT.

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(\_/) i thought you meant the planet, and i was like 'oh no those human astrology girls are gonna lose their shit' (\_/)

okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg

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(\_/) jegus, is your specibus cockkind? that thing is a weapon!!! #nsfw (\_/)

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hehehehe!!! ive never tried using it as a weapon before. i wonder how well that would work out.....

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(\_/) it might hurt you... or it might not. still. it should be registered as a deadly weapon (\_/)

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Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼

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(\_/) people who can swim drown all the time. water's a bitch. (\_/)

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(\_/) the only problem with wearing flowers is they die. my poor babies. (\_/)

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>3v3r consid3r3d pap3r flow3rs or plastic on3s?

paint one on instead

(\_/) no, plastic and paper are ok but i don't feel connected to them like i do my precious babies (\_/)

(\_/) painting my hair would be very very hard (\_/)

not with that attitude! need a hand?

(\_/) i fear my hare might eat you. it's... (\_/) (\_/) well it's a monster i've lost many many items to the tangles. (\_/)

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get me enough hair elastics and i think i can handle it ;p

(\_/) it would be worth a try!!! (\_/)

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The Monarch of Money has a big announcement tomorrow after the finall event of #EridanWeek, after which i will be stepping back and lletting the free market doing its thing, for the most part. Stay tuned tomorrow for financiall advice that is guaranteed to change at lleast one llife.

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(\_/) that life is yours, isn't it (\_/)

ALL THESE PINNED MESSAGES. I HAVE TO CROSS THE PACIFIC FUCKING OCEAN TO SEE MY TIMELINE.

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(\_/) lmao it collapses (\_/)

>+. BITING PEOPLE AT RANDOM .+<

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(\_/) same same same hard same (\_/)

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(\_/) so how many of us actually did something productive in the down time, and how many of us sat staring at the screen and frowning? (\_/)

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Ran a lap or two

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(\_/) niiiice getting that blood pumping!! (\_/)

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>I rais3 my hand. I did various 3rrands and got mys3lf a drink.

>=>}I Technically Informed Myself By Watching Videos? Does That CCount? -9-

(\_/) good, good. gotta get some shit done (\_/)

(\_/) yes (\_/)