Grendl Ysbryd
@abjectParapsychology
professional parapsy{hologist and handler of {ursed obje{ts. i will buy your {urses, sell them, and even trade. NO REFUNDS. 100% SUCCESS RATE.
Bored, Who Wants To Start Chittr Beef With Me For Drama
[UNCLASSIFIED] Seeking suggestions on what else to add to an overday grub smoothie. Thanks in advance.
i heard spina{h is good and you won't even taste the iron and other nutrients for energy that it'll give you. {heap as hell too.
i haven't posted in a while, so sorry to my fans and folks at hive who want to learn about the supernatural and o{{ult. i got into some buggy trouble on the problem solver 5000 mobile hive. and no this is not fu{king tied to that 7/11 gas station explosion by south of troll englewood. just putting that out there. https://i.imgur.{om/g{tumyu.png
Wh.o°a .o°kay that is a pretty c.o°o.l buggy actually
i used my life's fortune and then some for it. they didn't wanna sell me it be{ause of my blood, but the money talked louder than the hemoism. #win #hustlerinspo
know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png
My Lusus is a barkbeast with a reaaaaallllly big smile, shxuld I be cxncerned abxut that?
Gh.o°sts are fake and n.o°t real just like magic and .o°ther such fake fakey thiings they d.o° n.o°t speak .o°r watch .o°r make n.o°ises they d.o° n.o°t d.o° this
i think he's just got a lot of love for the world. nothing harmful there. tell me if something es{alates like if they get suspi{iously happier. lu{ky for you, i used to work as a professional lusus body language interpreter for a wipe.
https://cdn.discxrdapp.cxm/attachments/1212316855193305089/1486135817431945356/imgxnline-cxm-ua-ReplaceCxlxr-30esuGJEeUM.png?ex=69c46755&is=69c315d5&hm=51196106e05463973b1e6ef11e4e037ffcc6cfb899e9467cc715ec9693f2c701& He lxxks like this :>
how about you make like your soda gimmi{k and shove some {o2 up your ass. maybe something worthwhile might finally {ome out of you.
I c.o°uld p.o°p .o°ff instead is that anything anyways they d.o° n.o°t talk t.o° me n.o°r d.o° they tell things t.o° me and they are fake and n.o°t reall and they are fake and y.o°u.o° are a faker this is n.o°t a gimmick this is my life my essence wh.o° I am s.o° much m.o°re betterer and realer than gh.o°sts which are fake and cann.o°t haunt me
great news. i think your lusus is just plagued by an insatiable bloodlust. i'll see what i {an do about that, but keep him away from anybody under 5 feet in {ase he thinks they're a grub and eats them.
they probably don't talk to you be{ause you're a bubbleless loser who {an't even make the essen{e of their very being good. you are a stale ass soda. no flavor. no tangy bite. no bit{hes. you may not be haunted by ghosts, but you are definitely haunted by your la{k of purpose in life. {ase {losed.
wear these for prote{tion. just in {ase he stops smiling. https://pbs.twimg.{om/media/gklsx3ybkailt4a.jpg
have you {ulled so many lowbloods that they've all unionized in your hive just to haunt you as found family? is that {rown your an{estor left you leaving you with lingering madness? i, grendl ysbryd, am a master parapsy{hologist and am your best option for salvation from the supernatural. i a{{ept {ash, {he{k, {ard, and valuables equal to the {ost. will drive to your lo{ation for a minor fee. no refunds be{ause i never fail. dm me for inquiries.
