been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
「 What the fuck kind of thirstpost did I just have the misfortune of reading. ⥮
this is not a thirst post its an ode
holy shit dude
「 It most certainly does not read like anything more than you thirsting after having that specific type of lowblood at your beck and call. ⥮
i like a full-figured woman just as much as anyone else with eyes but goddamn you gotta work on your delivery
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