@bulgeCurator ❤️ Woah. Babe. Let’s take this back five paces. So that I can see that fine ass jog 10 times when I ask you to park that rear right in fucking front of me. This is the most woke and enlightened take that I have ever seen a little weenie roaster like you straight up cook. The sick fires that have been spit by this account have honestly been my spank bank depositing material for actual real life months. I don’t think I have ever seen a more enlightened soul describe the veiny surface of another troll’s bulge in complete and unironic solidarity with the universal caste struggle to get off. Usually, I have to ask people to get rid of their trashy clothes and personal belongings before they move in with me. I didn’t even have to say word #1 and you already took that initiative. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been more proud of myself for having found you than I have any of my other many notable achievements in life. Not only are you going to be at my beck and call. But I am going to make it my sworn mission to perform as few chores around the hive as possible so that you never feel useless or worthless again. I can’t believe a starving and beautiful soul like yours has gone this long without fulfillment. I cannot believe that something is pitiable and weak as you are, too precious for this world, has been allowed to survive this long without ample squawkbeast eyed surveillance. I don’t even care that you’re not a babe. In my bloodpusher, you are woman enough for me. When I wake up in the sweat soaked sloshing expanse of my recuperacoon, I want it known and plainly understood that I expect you to clean it for me. So that there’s enough room for me and part of your leg sticking out of it the next time I want cuddles. I don’t even blame you for the typos and countless mistakes made in your original post, because I am a forgiving and loving person. It’s been said before many many times. But I love me. And I finally met someone who loves me just as much. And I think that’s what romance truly is.❤️ @bulgeCurator #NSFW #Ahah #AlmostForgot
i consider you less of a 'mustache twirling villain' and more of a... musky redditroll.
i'm going to puke
♦️ Didn’t Avatar Aang beat the ever loving piss out of you? I don’t need to take this from the douche who invaded the Earth Nation’s capital in Ba Sing Se. ♦️
i took the time to read all of thizzz and i have never been more dizzzappointed and confuzzzed in my life
♠️ I can catch it for you. ♠️
♠️ Why are you thinking about my aura dome like that? Da Man Expansion only exists to remind, long distance, babes, why they need to come closer. ♠️
♦️ You wouldn’t get it anyway. It being ass from the hottest troll in Alternia. Meeeeow. ♦️
♠️ Yeah. And I am the best. ♠️
♠️ And like all debates. Zebruh wins. No debate. ♠️