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@abyssinianCatastrope

(=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< H33333333LLOOOOO MY LITTLE OMEGALINGS

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 1393Kull Score: 128531 followers29 following

(⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔^=)< GOREGLE SHOW ME PROSTITUTES OF PROBLEMATIC RESEMBLANCE TO MY FRIENDS

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(⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕^=)< problematic altself knowledge gap #selfgrooming

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hm.

(⁠=^◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)< i always thought it was loser behavior to change mewr name due to splinter volume (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕^=)< this hasnt changed

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Don't start. Meulin, get rid of the tag.

(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< wut tag

You know what tag!!!! >XXXX(

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(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< #music ?

Aaaarrrrghhhh!!! >::::T

(=^⁠◕3◕⁠)< so he can have songs fur mew but i cant

Who???? What are you talking a8out?

(=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ 3⁠❛⁠.⁠)

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--- abyssinianCatastrophe [AC] has uploaded a video. ---

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this vwideo is chock full of misinformation and exaggeration.

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(⁠ノ⁠=^◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ< GOBBLE MY BULGE FROM THE BACK

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is that a threat or a promise?

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=⁠✿⁠)< prommy

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literally nothing happened i dont knovw vwhat youre talking about youre crazy. #crazy #insane #gethelp #takeyourmedsmaybe #vweevwoo

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yippee!

(=^⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍^=⁠)< FUR THIS HALLOW33N I WILL BE LOVED GENUINELY

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scary....

(=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ n⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< i hate when all the wrong humans pop up haha nooo little human jade lalonde isnt right haha mewre doomed

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(=^ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ)< roxy x hic

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pls stop talkin

can i vwatch.

↩ @woeGothic[WG]

(⁠=^ノ゚⁠0゚⁠)⁠ノ< EVERYONE BUT THIS LAST ONE IS ON MY LIST!!!!!! (=^⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)< I LOVE A YURI CHAIN!!!!!!

(=^‿⁠)< CAN MEW GO BLIND?

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probably not, if i track dowvn kurloz he might be able to manage something. he took care of you, didnt he?

(=^‿) (=^⁠‿^=⁠)< mew n33d to shut up befure something bad happens

no, thats his job.

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so uhh... are vwe gonna vwatch gals get it on or vwhat?

(⁠=^◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)< if i can find them doing this!

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(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=)< aranya doesnt know but my current paddle has her name on it

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Do not put my name on any of your o8jects, Meulin.

I'm so irrit8ted. What are you even talking a8out!!!!

(⁠=^ノ゚⁠0゚⁠)⁠ノ< SO LIKE WHERE IT SAYS YAOI USUALLY IT SAYS ARANYA (⁠=^.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Why???? Why why why why????????

(=^⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

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"dirk why aree you pink" "im pink" "itss ok jakee"

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(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< is dirk strider the horse or the cowboy? (⁠=^☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!< LETS TACO BOUT IT! 🎤(⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠^=)< well be getting kinky on tolights episode of #MAGESTAGE (⁠ =^⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< this article will contain sensitive topics! such as #NSFW #violence #kinkculture #bdsm #boyxboyrelations #genderstruggles #humanmanhood #abuse #ocd #musk #fujoingout (=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< some people are confused by dirk strider! 🤔^=< of course a prince of heart would k33p the goods locked up tight, the average person wont know much about him (⁠=^◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)< a prince, a pauper, a brother, a friend, a puppet33r and the ultimate douchebag (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< lets start with an aura read! (=^☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞ THE MAGE OF HEARTS FUN FACTS ABOUT THE PRINCE OF HEART (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #1. dirks biggest fears lie within bro strider! while dirk is a major control freak in all instances the worst of him can be s33n in bro strider, often dirk catches himself at these extremes, think of brobot and the tormenting of jake english in an attempt to make him stronger, this isnt a surprising destructive class/preservation class dynamic either! dirk strider lands in a session full of very easy bullying targets, of course this pushing comes from a place of love and care but anyone can make claims about the greater good (more about Serket's in the future (⁠ =^-▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)) (⁠´⁠∩=^⁠。⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠。⁠^=∩⁠`⁠)< dirk tends to walk these lines right at the cusp, its something he cant stand about himself, knowing theres always a chance to do more harm than good and knowing the impacts that has on others directly through dave! (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #2. domination, humiliation and the execution of the king! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< ponyplay and other kinky things as a means of self regulation isnt a new concept! being a dog, cat, work horse or show pony all come down to who has power over mew! these scenes can be used to take mewr ego down a notch, subduing the rage and anger that festers inside mewrself, about mewrself, the hoofbeast dynamics of bdsm specifically usually tie into a job, pulling a cart, being ridden or being pretty fur a show, these bring simple yet honorable purpose! grounding someone into a state of self understanding as a laborer and not a self obsessed ruler (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< its no surprise that a title such as prince would give mew a big ego! mewre only a step away from king! (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< these practices are usually lead by jake english (⁠ ;∀;^=)< IMAGINING JAKE IN ASSLESS CHAPS IS MAKING ME SQUIRM SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ON (=^⁠❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)⁠→ #3 an actually sensitive man (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=✿⁠)< contrary to popular belief, striders do in fact care, its hard fur them not to! of course this is more engrained into human nature than troll nature but its hard to unravel such a cold exterior that it comes as a surprise! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< dirks #1 priority is always the ones he loves befure anything (=^⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞< SO weve learned that dirk struggles with his splinters, dirk is the pony and that dirk takes things to heart (EHEHEHEHE) 🤔^=< where does this leave us in our boyxboy analysis? (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< well, dirk is what we would refer to as the whale of homosexuality across paradox space ヘ⁠(⁠=^。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘ< mostly because it would be fucking weird to s33 him with a woman but this does happen but like wuuut wut are we talking about (⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< dirk drives 75% of all homosexual relations in the current dream bubble soul pool! meaning there is plenty of room fur exploration here! (⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< from my observations it is most common fur dirk to lay himself down in the submissive role, usually bottoming but its not uncommon to s33 a service top (⁠ノ=^⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ< of course much of this is due to the previously discussed attributes of the prince, he is the perfect servant! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=)< dirks self gratification comes second to his partners n33ds (⁠ =^⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< sometimes even coming from just being there to supply the means! (=^⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)< AS A DIRKJAKE FANATIC! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍^=)< let me tell mew some tales (⁠=^◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)< really who wouldnt want to smell jake english? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠^=✿⁠)< were definitely not talking about flowers (=^⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠^=)< dirk, muzzle right in his crotch after a morning run (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦^=)< MEW KNOW HES B33N THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT (=^⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< dirk tied up, gagged, furced to take whatever torments he deserves (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ^=)< get some human indiana jones in there with a good whipping (=^ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ)< living furniture... a foot rest fur muddy boots... (=^⁠ノ゚⁠0゚⁠)⁠ノ< SUDDEN DYNAMIC SHIFTS WHERE DIRK HAS HAD ENOUGH AND JAKE HAS TO WRESTLE HIM BACK INTO SUBMISSION (⁠。⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠。⁠^=)< gentle lovings where dirk is fully allowed to step down from his perceptions of manhood... allowed to be gentle and vulnerable in jakes arms... (=^♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)< THANK MEW FUR READING PART 1 OF THE DIRKJAKE SERIES OF #MAGESTAGE! WORKS WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS AVAILABLE ON MY A03!

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Showing this to every Strider and Dirk I know.

(⁠=^◔⁠‿⁠◔^=⁠)< DID MEWREAD MY ARTICLE @antaresesGossamer

Yes, o8viously. I reacted to it.

(⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< I DONT LIKE MEWR REACTION (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^=)< TRY AGAIN

No.

(⁠~⁠=^‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~< PART ONE OF THE DIRK STRIDER SERIES OF #MAGESTAGE COMING SOON (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< as well as a yurilicious surprise...

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(⁠ ⁠=^╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)< I BE FUCKIN I BE BUSTIN I BE CUMMIN EVERYWHERE

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(⁠ =^0⁠ਊ0)< BUUURP

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(⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< applicants wanted to p33 on me hot girls only @antaresesGossamer

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VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 what if im sort of a girl ^^^^^^^^^^

(⁠=^.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)< let me s33 mew

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VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა ⬇️ ^^^^^^^^^^

(⁠=^・⁠∀⁠・⁠)< yeah sure

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VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 awwww yussssss ૮×ﻌoა 💦 pees on you ^^^^^^^^^^

Oh my god.

(⁠📞◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=⁠)< NYELLOW? (=^⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)/📞< its fur mew (⁠=^^⁠∇⁠^⁠)⁠ノ📣⁠♪< HIIIIIIIIII (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠=^^⁠3⁠^)< IM MEULIN LEIJON! I GO BY WICKEDKITTYCATS ON AO3 AND HAVE WRITTEN CLOSE TO 3 MILLION FANFICTIONS WITHIN MY (AFTER)LIFE SPAN!!! (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕^=)< have a rarepair? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠=^^⁠3⁠^⁠)IVE GOT IT!!! (⁠ =^⁠՞⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠՞)< I PURROUDLY DISPLAY ALL MY WORKS AS WORKS OF ALTERNATIVE HISTORY!!! MEW CANT SAY IT WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED!!! (⁠☞=^⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞< i offer commissions fur a price! (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;^=)< mostly treats (⁠ ⁠=^;⁠∀⁠;⁠)< and picturesof boys kissing (⁠^⁠∇⁠^⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪< DM me! (⁠=^◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)< i run a think piece article named #magestage! where i share my thoughts on things as a fully ascended (⁠ =^⁠՞⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠՞)< almost as old as yo lusus (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕^⁠✿=)< mage of heart! (⁠´⁠∩=^⁠。⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠。⁠^=∩⁠`⁠)< my stan list includes! dirkjake, johndave, vrisrezi, vrisrose, cronkri, bropa and meunea! #yumeshipper (⁠=^^⁠∇⁠^⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪< i am severely hard of hearing but have working hearing aids!!! befuran sign language is my preferred way of speaking!!! if mew cant accommodate no worries!!! ill teach mew signs as we go!!!

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