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I don't know what "tea tree leaf oil lavender mint" is but damn if I don't feel like a brand new man after takin' a shower with it. Guess I should use somethin' other than that 13-in-1 shampoo I usually use every now and again.

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Y'know. For your coffee or somethin'. After you take a shower. Milk stuff.

3833 < 35 years old is too early for a midlife crisis, Mr. Detective. > 3833 < Invest in a bar of soap for that special someone in your life! >

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I use soap don't be silly. Soap is cheap after all. And this doesn't say it's a soap so I gotta get that separately.

I don't know! I actually DON'T know what that means, and the fact that you're saying with such confidence is terrifying!

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...then why do you use it.

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I only asked that question because the person I'm necking I feel keeps callin' me an old man when I'm only a decade older than them!

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Can't use soap as a shampoo, silly.

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Dames love a fella with confidence.

3833 < I can't speak on that, I'm infinite in lifetimes. > 38XX 3833 < But, I also use coconut oil in my hair for a glossy sheen. >

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...True. You're not wrong about that.

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