♦ pitied by @acuteJabber
I coughed WAY too hard earlier and now my spit is just. red. how’s everyone else’s morning going today #gore # kinda
You are genuinely one of the coolest people I know lenera…you have a lot of interesting friends! I wonder if I’ll ever get to meet this mystery person you keep talking about ..hehee But that being said I wasn’t being TOO serious about. Yaknow. Actually thinking I caused that. Although I do still feel guilty I wasnt lying about that part D:
Bit of a story time for this post! It’s,, kinda long,, sorry? I remember, when I was a child my mom used to nearly drive me two hours to get our groceries since we lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere And every time we were there, she would hand me a penny, and tell me to make a wish in a broken rusty ol water fountain everyone used to throw their coins in & every time I’d always wish for world peace or ending global hunger. Yaknow. The works. Of course none of that came true I was like fucking six But my mom thought I was just the sweetest little child ever Anyhow. Today I was running errands with Mallek today because I owed him one And he handed me like two cents and told me not to “spend it all in one place”, The fucking ass And as we’re walking I spot this little well, and as I’m thinking back on that old memory and being pissy at him I decided to be edgy and wish for. The opposite of world peace I guess??? World war in this instance?? Basically this entire planet would just explode in on itself. And i think nothing of it as I’m walking back ..: anyhow like barely even 6 minutes after we got back to his hive, we caught news that trizza was culling people in the exact place we were MINUTES EARLIER So uh. Moral of the story is I’m sø sorry for whoever i just accidentally killed????? For trying to be a stupid little teenage edgelor?????
There’s a few people i could name.. though i doubt anyone actually likes me like that :( Id say I’m really just more of an overgrown pet to some people..not naming names though… #aVeryClumsyPet. #ButAlasIllStillTakeIt #EvenIfItDOESmeanMyEgoIsMoreThanALittleBruised
▲wonder if the alternate me died in that train wreck already▼ ▲good fucking riddance ▼
you think i fucking made this?? lmfao no i stole it from some antique store on earth or something. fuck yes its a cool looking weapon. the metals red like human blood and the blade is curvy like one of those medieval dagger's i forget the name of. plus its serrated
...i have one eye and somehow my depth perception of a photo of a fucking dagger is better than your's. but ok dude, guess you have a flat bulge. #flatbulge
ok sure and its just a kitchen knife at the end of the day regardless of size. mines cooler https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/karmadagger.png