C. Vander
@adamantineAeviternity
C£O Of LuxeBuggs! The Best Buggy Dealership In All Of Alternia, And Beyond, Of Course! Do Not Hesitate To DM For Anything!
Hi, Hi, My Beauties! There Is A Massive $ale At LuxeBuggs! Of ¢ourse, If ¥ou ¢an Afford It, It'll Be Difficult To Beat $uch Amazing ₽rices! ₽lease $top By, And Don't Forget To $ee Me!
¥es, ¥es. Truly A ₩ork Of Art, LuxeBuggs Has Become. Thankfully No One Has ₩illingly Decided To ₩alk Out On Me! ₩orking ¢onditions Here Have Been Better Than £ver!
My, My. It Is Time For My Break. On The £arlier Topic Of £nergy, I Have Too Much To Burn, But $o Little To Do. How Agonising.
⧃ I might offer a solution to benefit us both in the form of a rendezvous for drinks, if you have the energy for that.
▶ PLAY: [someones stealing ⏸ MY THING ⏸ i see ⏸ :o)] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [the drinks silly ⏸ ITS OKAY THOUGH ⏸ room for one more?] ⏹ STOP
⧃ I drink all the time, thank you. Some consider me to be an expert in it. But yes, of course.
Hello, Teevee My Dear! Of ¢ourse ¥ou ¢an Join! I'd Be Happy To Be In The ¢ompany Of ¥ou Both.
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ XD ⏸ i mean inviting to drink together ⏸ YOU SILLY GOOSE ⏸ me and ms vander had such a great time in the ⏸ CUTEST COFFEE SHOP EVER ⏸ such a shame you werent there] ⏹ STOP
⧃ A shame indeed. Something to make up for, I suppose.
₩hy Has It Taken Me $o Long To ¢reate A ¢hittr Account, Anyhow? It Is $o Full Of $urprises! This ₩as Meant To Be A Business Account, But ¢omplaining About My £mployees To An Outlet Is Rather £xciting...
Incompetency Is A Liability! Do ¥our ₩ork As ¢leanly And ₽recisely As I Ask And ₩e ₩ill Have No Issues! This Is $omething I Have A$K£D FOR From MAN¥ Of My ₩orkers.
I ¢anNOT Believe Anyone ₩ould Be $o Awful At $omething $o £asy.
As far as it côncerns us ma'am, the ônŁy ône whô can teŁŁ us what tô caŁŁ 'em is whôevuh signs ôur paychecks.
Did ₩hoever $igns ¥our ₽aycheck Not Teach ¥ou About Formality? It Is Being ₽olite.
PôŁiteness ain't exactŁy a partuh the jôb descriptiôn. Yôuse seems aŁright thôugh Ms. V&uh. Yôuse seems aŁright.
The Grand Opening Of LuxeBuggs ₩as $uch A $uccess! Thank ¥ou All For Joining Us. There ₩ill Be An Afterparty, ₩ith ₽lenty Of $nacks And Refreshments. ₽lease Dress Nicely.
Ah, I wish I co+uld've attended... So+ many beautiful antiques... I'm glad it went well.
₩ell. ₩ell, ₩ell. I Must $chedule An Important Business Meeting. Busy, Busy, Busy. My £mployees Have ¥et To £xceed My £xpectations. It Is $o Terribly DIFFI¢ULT To Be The Head Of It All.
⧃ Always on the move. If nothing else, that's the mark of someone devoted to their business.
£xpansion Is In ₽rogression, My Dearies. ₽lease Make $ure, If ¥ou Are To $ign Up For $uch A ₩onderful Opportunity, Do NOT Be A $crew-Up ₩ho ¢annot $ew In A Hole And Ruin It Further...
¥ou ₩ould THINK My £mployees ₩ould Understand How Big This Grand Opening Is For Our BU$IN£$$, But They Intend To Laugh And Joke Around At $u¢h An Important Moment! I Do Not Tolerate $u¢h Unprofessionalism.
▶ PLAY: [my my ⏸ IDEAL WORKPLACE FEELS LIKE THE SECOND HOME ⏸ so take it easy honda civic ⏸ THE WORK ENVIROMENT SHOULD BE FUN AND FRIENDLY ⏸ unless your employees getting beaten up at hive ⏸ THEN DONT HOLD BACK ⏸ xD] ⏹ STOP
My Dear Teevee, The ₩orkplace Is Always $o Kind And Friendly, ₩elcoming, Hive-₩arming. I ₩ould Never Make It The Opposite, Like Filth.
▶ PLAY: [truly a professional ⏸ SPEAKING OF WARMTH ⏸ got the best coffee machine for my office ⏸ LIKE EVER ⏸ you should get one too] ⏹ STOP
Oh, £veryone Knows I Do Not Drink That Disgusting Bitter ₩ater. I Do Indeed ₽refer My Tea-Brewing Machine, Above All £lse.
▶ PLAY: [girl ⏸ YOURE UPSETTING ME ⏸ i was about to take you ⏸ TO THE CUTEST COFFEE SHOP ⏸ at lunch ⏸ BUT THATS FINE ⏸ they have tea too ⏸ BUT YOURE REALLY MISSING OUT ON PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE ⏸ :o*] ⏹ STOP
$igh. Fine. If ¥ou Insist. I ₩ill Try ¥our "₽umpkin $pice Latte" $o Long As It Doesn't Make My Mouth Reek Thereafter... Besides, I ₩ould Like Nothing More Than To Go Out After The Drag Of A Night I Have £ncountered. Tsk, Tsk.
▶ PLAY: [looooove to hear it ⏸ IT IS DECIDED THEN ⏸ see you soon girlypop ⏸ ITS ON ME ⏸ ;о3] ⏹ STOP
Hello, Hi, Good Morning! All Of ¥ou ₩onderful ₽eople, Hello! ₩el¢ome To The Offi¢ial ₽ersonal A¢¢ount Of ₩hom ¥ou Know $o ₩ell! C£L£VA VAND£R! C£O And FOUND£R Of LuxeBuggs! ¥ou Need A Brand New, $tylish Buggy That ₩ill Have All Of The Other Trolls Jealous Of ¥our Opulen¢e? ₽lease Consider $topping By Our Dealership For Its Grand Opening! Of Course, ₩ith Not Affordable ₽ri¢es! ¥ou Know Better Than That! And Of Course, I ₩ill Be There! Run, Don't ₩alk!