C. Vander
@adamantineAeviternity
C£O Of LuxeBuggs! The Best Buggy Dealership In All Of Alternia, And Beyond, Of Course! Do Not Hesitate To DM For Anything!
Hi, Hi, My Beauties! There Is A Massive $ale At LuxeBuggs! Of ¢ourse, If ¥ou ¢an Afford It, It'll Be Difficult To Beat $uch Amazing ₽rices! ₽lease $top By, And Don't Forget To $ee Me!
¥es, ¥es. Truly A ₩ork Of Art, LuxeBuggs Has Become. Thankfully No One Has ₩illingly Decided To ₩alk Out On Me! ₩orking ¢onditions Here Have Been Better Than £ver!
My, My. It Is Time For My Break. On The £arlier Topic Of £nergy, I Have Too Much To Burn, But $o Little To Do. How Agonising.
⧃ I might offer a solution to benefit us both in the form of a rendezvous for drinks, if you have the energy for that.
▶ PLAY: [someones stealing ⏸ MY THING ⏸ i see ⏸ :o)] ⏹ STOP
⧃ Your thing?
▶ PLAY: [the drinks silly ⏸ ITS OKAY THOUGH ⏸ room for one more?] ⏹ STOP
⧃ I drink all the time, thank you. Some consider me to be an expert in it. But yes, of course.
Hello, Teevee My Dear! Of ¢ourse ¥ou ¢an Join! I'd Be Happy To Be In The ¢ompany Of ¥ou Both.
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ XD ⏸ i mean inviting to drink together ⏸ YOU SILLY GOOSE ⏸ me and ms vander had such a great time in the ⏸ CUTEST COFFEE SHOP EVER ⏸ such a shame you werent there] ⏹ STOP
⧃ A shame indeed. Something to make up for, I suppose.
₩hy Has It Taken Me $o Long To ¢reate A ¢hittr Account, Anyhow? It Is $o Full Of $urprises! This ₩as Meant To Be A Business Account, But ¢omplaining About My £mployees To An Outlet Is Rather £xciting...
⧃ To any readers, I can vouch for the quality of LuxeBuggs work. I had the company limousine made with them, and it has held strong and sturdy for seven sweeps without hardly a single issue. My driver has never once complained about the quality of the vehicle, and it has withstood driving me to almost every event Chittr has ever had, so long as there is a road to get me there.
THE LATTER, MAN.
ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT. “OZAWA HATES CHARITY.”
OZATAP*
⧃ I somehow doubt it's charity. But feel free to elaborate.
MAN, I’M LITERALLY A CHARITY GUY. AND A NEWS GUY.
⧃ I don't know that at all, to be fair. I just tend to assume most trolls aren't doing actual charity. They usually aren't. But if you are, then I would happily sponsor it.
“OZATAP IS AWESOME AND LOVES CHARITY AND LOVES ME SOOOO MUCH.”
⧃ I feel like we keep going to extremes here.
WHICH IS IT, MAN.
⧃ I respect that Costar does charity.
Incompetency Is A Liability! Do ¥our ₩ork As ¢leanly And ₽recisely As I Ask And ₩e ₩ill Have No Issues! This Is $omething I Have A$K£D FOR From MAN¥ Of My ₩orkers.
I ¢anNOT Believe Anyone ₩ould Be $o Awful At $omething $o £asy.
As far as it côncerns us ma'am, the ônŁy ône whô can teŁŁ us what tô caŁŁ 'em is whôevuh signs ôur paychecks.
Did ₩hoever $igns ¥our ₽aycheck Not Teach ¥ou About Formality? It Is Being ₽olite.
PôŁiteness ain't exactŁy a partuh the jôb descriptiôn. Yôuse seems aŁright thôugh Ms. V&uh. Yôuse seems aŁright.
The Grand Opening Of LuxeBuggs ₩as $uch A $uccess! Thank ¥ou All For Joining Us. There ₩ill Be An Afterparty, ₩ith ₽lenty Of $nacks And Refreshments. ₽lease Dress Nicely.
Ah, I wish I co+uld've attended... So+ many beautiful antiques... I'm glad it went well.
₩ell. ₩ell, ₩ell. I Must $chedule An Important Business Meeting. Busy, Busy, Busy. My £mployees Have ¥et To £xceed My £xpectations. It Is $o Terribly DIFFI¢ULT To Be The Head Of It All.
⧃ Always on the move. If nothing else, that's the mark of someone devoted to their business.
£xpansion Is In ₽rogression, My Dearies. ₽lease Make $ure, If ¥ou Are To $ign Up For $uch A ₩onderful Opportunity, Do NOT Be A $crew-Up ₩ho ¢annot $ew In A Hole And Ruin It Further...
¥ou ₩ould THINK My £mployees ₩ould Understand How Big This Grand Opening Is For Our BU$IN£$$, But They Intend To Laugh And Joke Around At $u¢h An Important Moment! I Do Not Tolerate $u¢h Unprofessionalism.
▶ PLAY: [my my ⏸ IDEAL WORKPLACE FEELS LIKE THE SECOND HOME ⏸ so take it easy honda civic ⏸ THE WORK ENVIROMENT SHOULD BE FUN AND FRIENDLY ⏸ unless your employees getting beaten up at hive ⏸ THEN DONT HOLD BACK ⏸ xD] ⏹ STOP
My Dear Teevee, The ₩orkplace Is Always $o Kind And Friendly, ₩elcoming, Hive-₩arming. I ₩ould Never Make It The Opposite, Like Filth.
▶ PLAY: [truly a professional ⏸ SPEAKING OF WARMTH ⏸ got the best coffee machine for my office ⏸ LIKE EVER ⏸ you should get one too] ⏹ STOP
Oh, £veryone Knows I Do Not Drink That Disgusting Bitter ₩ater. I Do Indeed ₽refer My Tea-Brewing Machine, Above All £lse.
▶ PLAY: [girl ⏸ YOURE UPSETTING ME ⏸ i was about to take you ⏸ TO THE CUTEST COFFEE SHOP ⏸ at lunch ⏸ BUT THATS FINE ⏸ they have tea too ⏸ BUT YOURE REALLY MISSING OUT ON PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE ⏸ :o*] ⏹ STOP
$igh. Fine. If ¥ou Insist. I ₩ill Try ¥our "₽umpkin $pice Latte" $o Long As It Doesn't Make My Mouth Reek Thereafter... Besides, I ₩ould Like Nothing More Than To Go Out After The Drag Of A Night I Have £ncountered. Tsk, Tsk.
▶ PLAY: [looooove to hear it ⏸ IT IS DECIDED THEN ⏸ see you soon girlypop ⏸ ITS ON ME ⏸ ;о3] ⏹ STOP
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