
bUH,,, aM i REALLY, dULL?

I don't think so. I think you're pretty cool!

NO, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT TO YOU?

YOu ARE DuLL. IN THE WAY THAT A BLuDGEONING WEAPON IS DuLL. SHARPNESS IS NOT WHAT CAVES IN THE SKuLL. IT ONLY PuNCTuRES IT. BLuNTNESS IS. DuLLNESS IS. THE ROuNDED EDGE. IS WHAT KILLS. YOu ARE LETHALLY EFFICIENT AS A WOMAN. YOuR CuRVES. YOuR THICK. PLENTIFuL CuRVES. JuTTING OuT OF YOuR HEAD. SPANNING MANY INCHES IN BOTH JuXTOPOSED DIRECTIONS. THESE FEATuRES. AND MANY OTHERS. MAKE YOu DuLL IN A WAY THAT COuLD NEVER BE DuLLED AS A SPARK. ONLY SNuFF OuT THE TORCHES AND BEND THE PITCHFORKS OF YOuR HATERS. THE QuESTION. YOu SHOuLD BE ASKING. IS NOT IF YOu ARE DuLL. BuT RATHER. WHAT YOu ARE GOING TO DO ABOuT THE FuCKERS. WHO INSINuATE THAT BEING DuLL. IS A BAD THING. YOu ARE A DOLL. TAVROS NITRAM. A WELL PuT TOGETHER. ASSEMBLED. MATILDA BARBIE DOLL. THE CRAZE OF EVERYONE WHO LOOKS uP TO YOu. EVEN AFTER THE MANY FAILuRES YOu HAVE HAD LAuNCHED ONTO THE SHITSHOW OF YOuR PATH FORWARD. YOu PERSIST. LIKE A LANDFILL. FORMERLY POPuLATED BY MERCH FROM YOuR CANCELLED TELEVISION TIE-IN. YOu ARE uNFORGETTABLY FuCKING GOOFY. AND THAT. IS WHAT MAKES YOuR EXISTENCE. A TOLERABLY PuRPOSEFuL ONE. MY FATHER SPOKE OF YOu. FOR MANY HOuRS. IT WAS WEIRD. AND A LOT OF IT. WAS VERY INACCuRATE. BuT FROM A YOuNG AGE. I WAS VASTLY INTERESTED IN MEETING YOu. THE REAL YOu. I KNEW BOTH HALVES OF ME. WERE COMPETING NOT JuST FOR PREDOMINATION. BuT FOR YOu. TO MEET. THE ONE THEY CALLED. NITRAM. SO. DO MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOu WILL. EMOTIONAL DAY FOR ME. CELEBRATING DOC SCRATCH AND WHAT FuCKING NOT. DO NOT LET IT GO TO YOuR STuPID HORN FLANKED HEAD. I WILL GO BACK TO INSuLTING YOu AS uSuAL SOON.
youre pretty baller, theres not a dull th1ng about you. who the fuck sa1d that

dON'T, wORRY ABOUT 1T, tHANK YOU,

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