Jade English
@adventureGnostic
Retired • Grandmother • Explorer
please don't call me a gilf :/
in my old age i persist in more than one timeline :)
hello me :) mind telling me your current status??
technically so am i but only technically
neat! im still getting used to most of this stuff. mainly the timeline stuff, most the alien things are old news
it helps to conceptualize the multiverse as a series of large animals that reproduce primarily asexually with each universe as a singular cell and timeline splitting being like cell division :)
it's actually so nice to have a version of myself explain this, much easier than gathering context clues where i can
if you have any questions feel free to ask :) i am literally just a cybernetically enhanced nervous system at the moment so i dont exactly have much going on
ah, interesting! well if i need to know something ill ask you first, i appreciate the information thus far however!
see if i just ignore the fact im in my eighties, no one will notice how ancient I actually am because im very topical
how many sweeps is that
hey
haaaaaaaaaaai ^_^
/.no.it.was.like.a.real.question.\ \.its.actually.kinda.impressive,i,cant,imagine,being,80,sweeps,old,myself,/
no im eighty years :/ sorry this alien jazz is confusing im like, forty sweeps
i fuckin hate to be tall.
eh. tbh. i dislike it a little.
i don't mind When you get to be an old lady though it's almost like you shrink a little so haha!
((making and finding profile pictures is a pain
btw fuck betty crocker, surprised that wasn't my first post actually.
Agreed, Betty crocker is shit.
FINALLY, SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID WHAT WE WERE ALL THINKING!
every time i pass those ruins they always look so intriguing, should probably go one of these night when the little ones sleeping
NO DONT BARK BARK BARK
hm? just saying they're the last place i haven't fully checked out :B plus, not like there's much else to do in exile. its not like id be leaving him alone that long anyways
um um um youre not supposed to go there bark!!!! um!!!!!!! i dont know why but!!! dont!!!!!
thank you jade woof i love you
uh oh wow this is the time i should mention im your dog but not YOUR your dog, the other jades dog? anyway i love you because of that ._.
sure thing miss angstrom that's awfully sweet of you for someone i Just met :)