Folira Kaloto
@aestivalGaillardia
(she/they/it) ⚘ do a b⚘t of everyth⚘ng and that's k⚘nd of part of the problem
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
yeah. yeah ⚘ understand th⚘s one all too well.
⚘ was go⚘ng to head out for lunch w⚘th th⚘s guy but he started throw⚘ng a mass⚘ve tantrum over h⚘s matespr⚘t? k⚘smes⚘s? ⚘ don't even know. the bottom l⚘ne ⚘s ⚘ guess ⚘'m stay⚘ng hungry
eᥕᥕ n⊙⊙⊙ take urself ⊙n a date u deserve it!!
aww, ⚘ apprec⚘ate ⚘t! maybe ⚘'ll st⚘ll go to that restaurant we were plann⚘ng, but ⚘ dont know. just sucks that our plans were shot over some drama that ⚘ have noth⚘ng to do w⚘th
never let a tantrum-thr⊙ᥕin m⊙thrfucker ruin ur plans!! agree th⊙ it d⊙es suck ᥕhen that happens :◦/
iimagiine iif you had sex wiith someone n they say ”plap plap plap sahur”
iimagiine iif you’re goiing down on a giirl and she says “tongue tongue tongue tongue sahur “
V^ I'm n0t really 0ne f0r the dumb j0ke day. I'm gullible as fuck. =:( ^V
⚘'m the exact oppos⚘te. ⚘ love be⚘ng japed!
V^ Please take all the japes that are intended f0r me, I d0n't want them. ^V
you know what? ⚘'ll stand ⚘n front of any p⚘es that get thrown at you. ⚘t's free p⚘e!
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
th⚘ngs just don't stop happen⚘ng over there
aw fuck they got brUnO. i lIkEd that guy tOO.
TROLL BRUNO MARS? ⚘t's the f⚘rst n⚘ght what the hell ⚘s go⚘ng on over there??
see th⚘s ⚘s why ⚘ don't ever go to b⚘g-name events l⚘ke these theres always some tragedy that happens and plunges everyth⚘ng ⚘nto chaos
tomaadaachii iiss miid, aand iif you liike iit, your lussuss never loved you.
really?? all books? you don't even th⚘nk com⚘cs are cool or anyth⚘ng?
*squ⚘nts more* nnnno. no ⚘ do not read com⚘c books.
AHA! but d⚘dn't you just say you thought books were for nerds!? mwahahaha you fool, ⚘'ve f⚘gured you out!
ii diidnt ssaay ii reaad comiicss bookss eiither, ii jusst ssaaiid youre laame aand uncultured. you aare the one thaat faaiil 4 my raagebaaiit chiitt