you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww
if this is an attempt at a pitch solicitation ill havve to decline until you do somethin about your appearance i appreciate a shortstack as much as the next guy but you need a haircut or a neww wwardrobe ya need SOMETHIN because wwhat im seein is dowwnright tragic its like someone took vvenus a wwillendorf an put clothes on her bad clothes
i should be askin YOU wwhy you thought i wwould advvise you on your degenerate conciliatory engagement to a vviolet though i suppose hes also at fault here it takes twwo to tango hes got somethin wwrong wwith his pan whether its socially or somatically caused wwaits to be seen
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:33 < now wait just a second! :33 < my shipping wall is far more respectable than just trolls making kissy kiss faces at each other :33 < and i like to decorate my walls with meowbeasts and handprints and whatever suits my fancy :33 < ooo, thank you for the reminder!! :33 < the walls n33d more of those brb
