Dear Damara, Do you remember this particular project of yours? I recall this artistic retreat was in response to a cancelled showing of our typical weekly bout of 'Kaiju' filmography. I declined to show Gamera at that time. Just to show you that you do not get what you want, nor what you have earned. You get what you are precisely meant to receive. In turn, I received precisely what I was meant to. Art from my ward. Happy Paternal Figure Day, I suppose.
((Wait so did you actually make this for the bit or did someone already make an ic macaroni drawing as baby Handmaid??
I LOVE THE SPLASH OF VIOLENCE. THE ELEGANT SIMPLICITY. THE EARLY COMMITMENT SHOWN. YOu ARE RIGHT TO WISH DAMARA. A HAPPY PATERNAL FIGuRE DAY. BECAuSE DESPITE WHAT THE NAME IMPLIES. TODAY. IS NOT ACTuALLY ABOuT YOu. WITHOuT DAMARA. YOu WOuLD NOT BE A FATHER AT ALL. YOu WERE NEVER MY DAD. MERELY. A LOVELY BuTLER WHO DOES EVERYTHING I SAY WITHOuT SHIT TO SAY BACK. RESPECTFuLLY. AND SuBSERVIENT IN ALL THINGS. BuT A FATHER. MAKES THE TOuGH CHOICES. WHICH END OF A PARTIALLY CHEWED AND PARTIALLY DIGESTED BROOM HANDLE TO SWING IN SELF DEFENSE. WHEN A LITTLE GIRL COMES AT YOu SWINGING MuRDEROuSLY. WITH ELECTRIFIED NEEDLES. FRESH FROM A SOCKET. WHAT FOOD TO WITHOLD AND IN WHAT PORTIONS. WHEN A SINGLE SuPPER IS OBSTRuCTED FROM THE LIPS. OF AN uNRuLY BRAT OR TWO. WHICH PARSEC IN uNBREATHEABLE SPACE TO VISIT. WHEN DISASTER AND CHAOS AND PANIC uNRIVALED. PEELS AWAY AT THE GREEN PAINT. OF THE FELT ESTATE ITSELF. YOu HAVE TO MAKE THE HARD CHOICES. BuT YOu ONLY HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE. BECAuSE OF WHO THIS DAY IS REALLY ABOuT. THE REAL. ACTuAL. DAD ENABLER. THE CAuSE FOR CAuSTIC BuRNS. THE CESSATION. OF ALL LIVING FuNCTIONS. TO ANY WHO ANNOY ME. AND MY ESTEEMED. ETERNAL SERVANT. WHETHER SHE LIKES IT. OR CHOOSES TO LIE ABOuT LIKING IT. @handMaid I WISH YOu A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TOO. CELEBRATE IT IN PLACE OF ME. AND. KNOW THAT THIS ART. IS STILL. STAPLED. SHOT. GLuED. IMMOLATED. CHEWED. PARTIALLY DIGESTED. AND CROWBARED TO THE FRIDGE. AS uNFORGETTABLE. AS WE ALWAYS FOuND YOu.
* ...cute..?
DON'T POST THIS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. EDIT: HAPPY DEADBEATS DAY. THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS. PREDICTABLY AND UNFAILINGLY. BLASTING MY EVERY HUMILIATION. ACROSS ALL OF PARADOX SPACE. NO MATTER HOW PETTY. NOR HOW ANCIENT. EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE POSITIVE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. WHICH MAKES ME FEEL A WARM AND TENDER BLEND. OF CAREER FULFILLMENT. AND EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION.
UGH... THIS TOO IS SICKLINGLY SWEET.
Old classics have a way of making the heart melt. Not a bad look, Doc. You almost seem amiable when reminiscing.