[|87 :: Can someone please expla;n to me why there are so many A1’s on ch;tter all of a sudden? 1 know we had some robots here and there but 1’m worr;ed we m;ght be ;n the m;ddle of an upr;s;n.
[|87 :: 1 would pay so much money to watch a bunch of sent;ent A1s and robots beat the snot out of a Sollux.
Thank you for notiiciing thii2. II wa2 tryiing two fiigure out iif they were AII'2, Robot2, or Meatbag2. My fiindiing2 though wa2 the majoriity of the one2 II attempted two make contact wiith were Meatbag2, wiith a couple of exceptiion2 who II am now good friiend2 wiith. IIf they do have a biiologiical element two them, II 2tiill expect them two have a proce22or capable of proce22iing code fa2t enough two make re2pon2e2, faiil thii2 te2t and II have no re2pect for them or theiir ciircuiitry, wa2ted tiime and 2pace iif you a2k me. II thiink II may ju2t block them from now on iin2tead of challengiing them becau2e II really could care le22 and thii2 ii2 takiing two much tiime out of my day two do other thiing2, liike not challengiing AII'2 and robot2. II want iintere2tiing robot2 and AII'2 two conver2e wiith, not ju2t deathbot2 and meatbag2 pretendiing two be IImperiial Drone2, that ii2 2ooooooooo overdone. II def know iif iit'2 a meatbag though iif they block me after a 2iimple ba2iic ciipher.
[|87 :: G00d fuk;n luck man, e;ther your toaster ;s gonna explode next t;me you make breakfast or your r;ght.
II thought we were homiie2. You helped me before and II gave you a2 a reference two people neediing #2ub2tance2 and now thii2? IIt hurt2.
II buiilt my own toa2ter, iif iit goe2 rogue on me iit'2 my own fuckiing fault.
[|87 :: Wa;t they are mad a YOU? 1 thought they were hunt;n a d;fferent Sollux. Do you need to h;de ;n the w00ds for a few sweeps or some sh;t?
[|87 :: Honestly val;d. 1 keep a loaded gun by my pr;nter ;n case ;t makes a no;se 1 don’t recogn;ze.
My hiive ii2 2ecure. Any artiifiiciial liifeform dumb enough two get clo2e two my hiive ii2 goiing two be vaporiized before they even get through the 10th periimeter 2ecuriity fence. IIdeally theiir detectiion ciircuiit2 2hould be good enough two piick up on the threat2 of my defence2. II thiink only Bro Bot could knock them out iif II am totally hone2t wiith you. An iimperiial drone wouldn't 2tand a chance, except they are allowed through becau2e II wii2h not two cau2e any 2ort of galactiic iinciident. We have an agreement, they don't fuck wiith me, II don't fuck wiith them, one of me wrote theiir code after all, whiich mean2 the remote dii2able ii2 probably 2tiill iin them.
[|87 :: Well at least you’re secure. 1 can’t bel;eve you managed to p;ss off an ent;re army of robots and A1s. That’s some w;ld sh;t my guy.
All II can 2ay two tho2e butthurt AII ii2 the 2ame thiing II probably 2aiid two them iin the fiir2t place.... GET BENT. 010001110100010101010100001000000100001001000101010011100101010000101110 4745542042454E542E