Listen. I like a good horse from time ta' time. I been to da horse races, I make my bets here and there. But I gotta voice the thought everyone else's got that's bothered me about the things runnin' around on da dash. That ain't horses. I've seen what a horse looks like. I've /seen/ what a pony looks like. That ain't it. They're all some weird, ferret lookin' freak of natures that look more cat anatomically than horse. So, what gives? What's da racket here?
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You- kid, that ain't even a roast. You just said objective facts and called it a day.
This takes me back to when we first met! You said a lot of that verbatim back then, too! https://i.imgur.com/xNyORPZ.png
WHAT?! THIS AIN'T REAL! THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
You don't remember? We've been through so much together! https://i.imgur.com/B7RjpTw.png
She's like a goddamn SCP or something
YOU WERE NOT THERE FOR THIS!
Hi Lornie! Wow your icon brings back so many good memories. We had so much fun that day! https://i.imgur.com/SWkBdoS.png
I...omfg