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What To P𖦏st... An𖦏ther Drink 𖦏r Another Item. Or Some Jewelry 𖦏r Cl𖦏thes...
Need ★ hopw pl★yer to im★gine me so I c★n see how much we★ker I ★m in their perception.
ithgink im abdad dog :( #usbtsnce #usbtnace #sucbtnace #substance
oh nno.. whys that?
i guess. youre welcome.
im glad youure awake, at least.
it's a good niche dude people eat it up
|tss been A sAd n|te :(
YUP
been d0ing that a l0t recently
꒦꒷ ? hm weird sound outside my hive ill go check
im already filin the paperwwork fuckin sigh
I'm hot then I'm cold then I'm hot then I'm cold I have a fever
,,why even w3rk 3n friday what's the p3int br3 its the edging day 3f the week, just stay h3me but anyways 3mw t3 make a scene at the mates j3b and get every3ne the day 3ff #myvanvsthebusinessc3mplex🕸️
Kinda just wanna be held tonight, I think.
still can't log into my grumblr / this is frustrating
id get youu some ibuuprofenn if i couuld.
no catchiing 2tray2 for no rea2on ii2 fuckiing funny! happen2 two me a2 well and iit2 funny!
They keep putting me back in the pound. :(
HOPITAL
DDoes anyone knoow how ♀o ♀ell wha♀ DDrugs youre on i ♀hink my weeDD migh♀ no♀ have been en♀irely weeDD
Heheh. Yeah. (:B
man idk why i even try bein supportive if you're always gonna fuckin hate it
You Know, When I Was Around 10 Sweeps I Had A Phase Where I Only Fucked Around With Other Bass Players, And They All Kind Of Looked Like Clones Of Each Other. #nsfw #nsfc #thisisntajoke #butitisfunny
im pretty sure from the tone. the one is definitely dexter. sigh... the one wvho got awvay...
:33 < afpurr my smash or pass spr33, i had like 5 people block me :33 :33 < it is what it is
head hurts. hmh.
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the cigarettes aint bad. this weed bullshit doesnt last long. i guess. ugh. #substances
NOOOO HÉ NEEDS TO 8E A GRU8 FOREVERRRR
I'm BORED
I GET SIMILAR RESPONSES WHEN I ASK PEOPLE :(
this freaking man #vague
exhausted.
Of cOUrsE Im glAd thAt I dId nOt OvErstEp by sAyIng sO
[A picture is posted. It's a selfie of both Meenahs with the backdrop of what appears to be a prison cell. The camera must've shaken when it was taken, as it's slightly blurry despite the flash candidly capturing their wide grins and matching fuchsia flush high on their cheeks. They're cheek-to-cheek, Meenah D's white curls intertwined with Meenah C's longer, dark locks in a way that can only be described as messy. The latter has her mischievous gaze on her eldritch alternate, whose right eye is squeezed shut. Photophobic, perhaps. Ivory tentacles sweep by the edges of the photo, indicating that they could be the ones in charge of snapping the blurry shot.] whevrer said yoy cant b chill wit yur ex is lyuinnn @cuttlefishCrusher
shes igkht kris wfs wit her i thgkin
ii have two be up iin two hour2 you thiink ii could get enough 2leep by then y or n.
HOLY SHIT MY CAT JUST DIGGED HIS CLAWS INTO ME THAT HURTS.
that is okay, cronnuus. nnobody expects youu to have the annswer to everythinng.. if youud like, we cann nnavigate it together?
is there a way i cann help ease the weight of everythinng? i have beenn there..
Someonr remind me th/\t nothing good e\/er comes out of drinkign next time I consider it///
gettinng better is always goinng to be difficuult which is why its all the better to reach that poinnt. struugglinng is always goinng to be a part of ouur lives. buut we have each other, whenn thinngs are scary annd connfuusinng.
TWO KILLER STUNNING FISHIES !! !! !! !!
I need t⚣ take a nap I cann⚣t c⚣nfuse alternate versi⚣ns like that -_-
II HOPE IIT DOES NOT CAUSE YOU DIISMAY KNOWIING THIIS CHIITT WAS SEEN BY ANOTHER TROLL BUT IIF IIT IIS ANY CONSOLATIION TO YOU II FIIND YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SELF IIMPROVEMENT TO BE VERY IINTERESTIING NOT IIN A STRANGE WAY MORE IIN A WAY THAT MAKES ME FEEL VERY IINVIIGORATED TO IINVESTIIGATE MY OWN IISSUES DESPIITE POTENTIIAL BLOCKAGES UM IIS THERE A BENEFIIT TO SPEAKIING WIITH A HUMAN LIIFEFORM OVER A CERTIIFIIED DOCTERROR OR IIS THAT PERSONAL PREFERENCE
for the best.
so... does that mean im included or nah?
amid the insanity currently going on around me, I DO have an exciting non-coup related announcement that is very important to me and I don't want to have to wait until I can get outta here to post it SO !! THE YAOI FAIRY.....HAS FOUND LOVE !! I'm so flushed for you, Froggie !! I cannot wait to spend our lives together, no matter how long or short, difficult or easy !! As long as you're there, then I'm happy !! ૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ )
YOU’VE GOTTEN MY HOPES UP THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
dont see vwhats so funny. meh, youvwe alvways been a vweird one, chief.
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oh they'll try! baby humans are fragile.
Get them sick. Good for the immune system.
HOW ARE YOU FALLING FOR CRONUS PROPAGANDA?! I thought better of you.
OH UM
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II DIID NOT MEAN TO IIMPLY THAT YOU WERE HUNGRY OR ANGRY MY APOLOGIIES II AM ATTEMPTIING TO SHOW DEFERENCE AND RESPECT ON THE MATTER OF YOUR HEMOPOSIITIIONIING THANK YOU FOR ORGANIIZIING THIIS POLL II WIILL BE GOIING NOW
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i'm trynna be supportive ;')
you doin' arrrright though?
jUsT ReMeMbErEd tHe tImE *tHaT* mOtHeRfUcKiN CrOnUs cAlLeD Me a sEx pEsT. i jUsT ClOsEd fUcKiN ChItTeR. mEsSiAhS FoRbId a sExUaL HaRaSsEr lIkE GeTs hArAsSeD SeXuAlLy. (o: #NsFw
50RRY Y0U T0T4LLY BL3W M3 0UT 0F TH3 W4T3R H33H33
X ANNNNND MY POINT IS FUCKIN PROVEN x
:o) Ah drone season... :o) This serene time of year where okay i cant even front i already need to fuck nasty i'm logging off before i say too much #nsfw
:33 < o-oh...
thought that vwas a giant bottle
YEAH. YEAHYEHYEAh. dude do you like gag n everything when it happens too. like especially under the chin godddddddd like that one feels less weird but still. people get bold as fuck about it.
oh i just imagined wat that would feel like that is awful i am so srry 4 u
i hate when that happens
time to put your nose to the books, cro. you'vwe got a lot of catching up to do.
evweryone's alvways telling me to be more like my ancestor. god forbid a guy havwe hopes and dreams. maybe i vwanna carvwe my owvn destiny vwhile vwearing this swveet leather jacket. hammering babe after babe. sowving my legacy. there he is...cronus ampora...sex symbol. rockstar. ambassador for suavwecito pomade. cooler than coolscar.
As a master of fumbling bad bitches I offer you my aid.
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
hey ignore that. yeah thanks sure ill hop over
ithink it's cool that you're takin care a your kid
Please d9 rest up well.
dont worry we're super used to being alon..e (￣～￣;)
we dont know!! ummh fishmännli..ch?? our nicknaming conVentio..ns are strange we can try better!!
> feel1ng very lucky 1 ex1st s0l0 and pe0ple d0 n0t make """gu1des""" 0n me. the th0ught makes me nauseated.
uughmm!! we dont know much abo..ut YOU BU WE.. could help!! hu..eh?? its to..?? uuhmm.. ok
gOtTa bE! eH, i dOn't hAtE It oR NoFiN (pUn fOr yOu) (o: aIn't nO BeTtEr oR WoRsE ThAn aNy oThEr eRiDaN ... WeLl tHe sPoNgE Is sPoNgInG
yEaH BrO! cHiTtR HaTeS A MoThErFuCkEr kNoWn tHe sPoNgE GoEs cRaZy. WaNt a tRoLl tO BaT ThEiR BuLbS AnD Be aLl dEmUrE AnD ShIt. NaH, nAh i aIn't dOiN' tHaT ShIt aNd nEiThEr sHoUlD YoU BrO! ThInK ThErE'S LiKe a sEt tImE FoR ThAt sHiT, cAn't bE ThE FiRsT MoThErFuCkEr tO StArT ThE HoRnY PoStInG. eVeRyBoDy hAtEs oN KaNk bUt bE FuCkInG AcTiNg lIkE HiM.
aIn't wAnT It tO CoMe oFf rUdE Of nOtHiNg, JuSt tHe tRuTh yA DiG? MaKeS A MoThErFuCkErS PuShEr kInDa fEeL KiNdA LiGhT KnOwIn' YoU AiN'T ChAnGeD ThAt mUcH. nOt lIkE A BaD ThInG JuSt yOuS BeInG YoU (o:
wHaT'S LiKe fUcKiNg aLe-iNg yOu iNvErTeBrOtHeR?
D --> Good morning D --> I say that but I've act001y been awake for a bit I just hadn't logged on because I was doing other things like eating pre-breakfast
its @aeneascaldarium if theyre into 'not gay', and its me if theyre a hot babe, nb baddie or sexy man
nonsense !! packmates take care of each other after all !! I'll take playing with a cute little gru88y over a nap any day !!
I'm sorry. I can have H.A.L watch em if you need. He's great with kids.
if you need an emergency gru8sitter, I'm free this light !! poor little gru8
You were sucky to me b4 TBH and I don't like seeing you but Yunyun gave me dokidokis earlier and I realized I should try being better for Mommy's sake. So if you're gunna try to be better too then I can forgive you for being sucky ig. IK I've sent out toxic denpa myself too so it's okay.
Cøngratułatiøns are certainły in ørder; if they’ve reached this stage øf maturatiøn yøu certainły knøw what yøu’re døing. May I ask høw yøu came tø be the guardian øf a wriggłer?
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❀࿐ sometimes.. i miss being rude because that pathetic davve just blocked me, that wwas fairly easy hah.
i vnders+and. i'm no+ like +ha+ anymore and i don'+ wan+ +o be.
❀࿐ i think that davve needs to.. take his pills and go to bed, in the most nicest wway i can put.
dumb or nnot it was how you looked. that made it you. annd youre wonnderful all the same
this trangression of personal capability will not stand. she cant keep getting away with this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae91fc245260.jpg
yaaay (˶˃ ᵕ ˂<˶)
jesus????
SCREEEEECH SCREECH
oh wrong bat sroryg!!!!
𖦹 I been sayin dis. 𖦹
dunno i just got here
you knowv, the fact evweryone stopped #hornyposting as soon as i got home is a hate crime
;( ancestors ain't shit but yeah that sucks man
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png A few days outside of #mypod. I'm told I look more #normal than before. ((Art by https://sartorially.tumblr.com ))
:o) In my endless quest to quash the boredom that overcomes me in my semi-eternal life :o) I have turned to a variety of media :o) From a variety of sources. :o) I am currently delving through the backlog of human musicals. :o) And some of these are fun. :o) I do enjoy theater. :o( But some of this is bad...So very, very bad.... :o( So terribly, painfully bad...
i was tired and someone called me while i was typing
Thats g00d t0 hear. I initially th0ught y0u g0t y0urself inv0lved in #fightnight
hurt my leg. onn my walk but i will be. ok are you ok?
H0t take guys dr0wning feels bad
i thnk im getin betr still sick tho https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e0bb57ad5b6.jpg
i like it wwhen girls are swweet to me
>> hahaha yeah :))
>> oh ¡ have ¡t 1o1
Well there's no+thing wro+ng with a shark aesthetic. I just get to+ glo+w.
Ah }:^
the people hate me for livwing my truth
>>>(Systemic) attempts on (Our) minds leave (Us) scarred and deformed >>>(No) troll's land of follicles, (We) weep for (Our) fallen brethren >>>(Survivor's) guilt, for (I) remain unharmed and undamaged
im afraid itll change me
im afraid cronus
i feel like
something in his eyes... it compels me, but then, those fused teeth...
i hate wvhen he does that
wvho?
okay
ok i WILL apologize for it being out of left field i'll own that i could've handled that better, my bad
also speakin a missing context i feel like a massive missing context is that feel sad --> jack off about it is a very different thing from idk whatever equivalent to pathetic is being concocted here. like these are two very different experiences.
SERIOUSLY
i am not about to get all apologetic or ashamed of basic ass emotional needs or how to deal with em jeeeeesus
SAD. it said sad. that did not say pathetic.
what! what's wrong with a little fuckin raw vulnerability about emotions!
holy mackerel i went fishin for zs an slept so hard i was dreamin that i was back in high school which neva fuckin happened cause dats a human thing sooo maybe i shoal say it was a hallucination or sum nywave it sucked
unfortunately i can do that and at least two out of the three would probably survive that anyway
nevermind equius and jack are both online no way im posting that
Lily is running around trying to find the source of the rock hunting Should I tell her it was Jade or no
nightly bark time or maybe more of a bwoof im kind of low on battery
|| & im sorry im illiterate :(
a motherfucker needs a smoke. or somethin' harder. #substance
i already regret postin the fmk thing
dammnn they werennt lyinng that mmood cann swinng #thestruggler
Oh gosh, why did I say that. It was the l8te light hours getting to me. I have to go.
really? yay, yippee! i cant read the rest of that
Votes are in. my excessivej drunk posting is aweosme actually. Amazing news. #substance
yo, m1ndf4ng 1 4m NOT th3 r3dgl4r3 dont b3 h4t1ng my ch1tz, grl. >8P
Z. wwho the hell iz cronuz and wwhy iz he ruining my vvibe .Z
gAmblIng UpdatE. its all gOnE.
D --> I miss trainer cards from Sword and Shield they were great I don't know why they didn't bring them back in Scarlet and Violet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fdb552c53d2.png
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
you forgot to #notgay cmon man
i mean ivwe newver said anything ewven remotely problematic in my life so i can assume based off of that
yeah i wvould newver
Prrolly the accumulative brrain damage
I dunno I feel like I always come back a bit differrent.
Yeah, I'm finna eat and then lay down and watch a silly movie.
n0t a recipe but i used t0 flash c00k things with my psi0nics when i didn't feel like g0ing int0 the f00d preparati0n bl0ck 0r turning 0n the st0ve. burnt electricity flav0r is pretty fucking gnarly th0ugh, i d0n't rec0mmend it.
o ya ik but ugh its jst sum weird self esteem ting i got whn it cums 2 dat x( i do take gud care of my skin so its y theyre tuff thx heh :)
I replaced marinara sauce with mayo when making a pizza while I was baked. substance
once, + you must understand it was a dire situation, i had the poor sense to replace grubsauce with a meatless slurry substitute. my pasta was flavorless, dear one! flavorless + sad.
wouldnt surprise me if someone started talking about that i can think of at least one or two instances where someone wanted to try
D --> Too many Zahhaks now
Please. Not again. I'm not strong enough.
I miss the taste of smoked fish.
BAD, MY SECRETARY JUST ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
nevwer mind, i just got a girlfriend. get outta my face, gayboy
i vwas joking vwhen i said i liked it, please, i need attention.
17 likes on my shirtless selfie. this chittr shit is easy. #alpha #ampora
That’ll happen wvhen you have to wvork for evwen a single day of your life…
Kid, I got bigger fish to fry than “moisturizer.”
I am aware 0f that in the0ry
living with dirk is fire until he forgets he doesnt live alone and i gotta see his whole bare ass at 7am