Dourhunde
@amygdalasAcatalepsy
[ ⋅] At your service, at your leisure, whenever. Humble Doortroll of the Outglut Residential Suite. [ ⋅] Purveyor of all things supernatural.
Actually h3ld a door op3n for a clown th3 oth3r day Thought it would b3 a nic3 j32t3r
[ ⋅] I hold the door open for many.
Apparrently I gotta take a brreak cuz I didn't sleep and boss rreckons that I'm too focused on th' woolbeasts. I can't sleep though, my bones arre...itchy, sorrta?
[ ⋅] You seem weary. Perhaps you'd consider letting us treat you to a night at The Outglut Residential Suite?
not exactly sure what to post around here/. dare I say woof/?
[ ⋅] Now this is a controversial take.
im literally shakiИg
[ ⋅] What troubles you?
Wh3r3 4r3 my 1nt3rns g3tt1ng th3s3 jok3s from 4ll of 4 sudd3n?
[ ⋅] Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.
[ ⋅] Oh, we *pride* ourselves on our availability to any and everyone, transdimentional, transcorporeal, or what have you. No one can resist the call of The Outglut Residential Suite.
1 b3l13v3 you n33d to work on your word1ng, 4s th4t l4st s3nt3nc3 h4s told 3v3ry 1nst1nct 1 h4v3 to st4y 4w4y.
:33< im just a little kitty!!! :33< mew have to give meow pets and kisses right away or ill die!!!
[ ⋅] I'd delight in offering the kitty a humble pat about the head.
Looks like you're all relatively normal right now. What a sight.
[ ⋅] Observing the mortals at this hour is always such a treat.
I’m in my early-to-mid-twenties and I already feel ancient at times. Does this get 8etter? D::::
[ ⋅] It does, with age.
∻Just w☢ke up and f☢und s☢me guy face d☢wn in my waters. Again. I'll leave the b☢dy ☢n the c☢ast if y☢u want it. St☢p c☢ming ar☢und my place and drinking the sludge.∻
[ ⋅] The uncouth are easily dispersed.
/t's so fun ho\/\/ there's different "shifts" of users here, /ike \/\/hen / \/\/ake up ear/y or stay up /ate /'// see different peop/e posting than / norma//y do
[ ⋅] Hmm, yes, that is how cycles work, I believe.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a borderline unfair bullet patpurrn at mew*
[ ⋅] Impressive work, Shitpeta Leijon.
[ ⋅] With prowess like yours, I'm sure you're more than familiar with first place.
:33< well yes i am howefur that was my way of saying both "first" and "worst" but i meant "worst" that time
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓐𝓼 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷, 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮. 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝔀, 𝓘 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷: 𝓦𝓱𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓼? 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶, 𝓫𝓾𝓽. 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓷. 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 "𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝔂𝓰𝓸 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓼", 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓜⨁𝓛𝓓 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓖𝓔𝓣𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓡𝓘𝓓 ⨁𝓕 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓜. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓶𝓸𝓵𝓭 #𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 #𝓮𝔀𝔂𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
[ ⋅] I wish you luck in your endeavors.
What kind of small food items woulld you pair with tea or coffee? Assume your favorite kind of either drink is availlablle. The context is a simplle two person sociall gathering.
[ ⋅] A crumpet, or a croissant. Buttered bread, a bagel. Plenty of things go very well with coffee or tea.
[ ⋅] I am unsure where these.. Rubber Honkbeasts have come from. But they make for a lovely bath companion. #gambyevent
[ ⋅] That they are! Not one could resist the call of hygiene, with these little plastic critters at the helm.
# $ometime$ I think about ¢ommi$$ioning my own a$¢ot line! It ¢ro$$e$ my thinkpan now and then! Then every troll ¢ould look a$ da$hing a$ I do! #
[ ⋅] One could only hope to dress so sharply.
# Hey, ¢hin up! You're not dre$$ing too $habby judging by your profile pi¢ture! Of ¢our$e, an a$¢ot would really pull the whole thing together, but it'$ a $tart! #
[ ⋅] I could put my thumb on the scale and have my dress code.. Adjusted.