Dourhunde
@amygdalasAcatalepsy
[ ⋅] At your service, at your leisure, whenever. Humble Doortroll of the Outglut Residential Suite. [ ⋅] Purveyor of all things supernatural.
[ ⋅] My my, he could go for hours, couldn't he?
[ ⋅] I am unsure where these.. Rubber Honkbeasts have come from. But they make for a lovely bath companion. #gambyevent
[ ⋅] That they are! Not one could resist the call of hygiene, with these little plastic critters at the helm.
[ ⋅] Our bar has plenty strong drinks that can wash away any misery. I think after that whole debacle, a nice visit to The Outglut Residential Suite would ease the mind of all you weary souls. #substance
I Make A Point Not To Use Substances Of Any Kind To Cope But This Whole Thing Has Made Me Seriously Reconsider
[ ⋅] We also have some other recreational activities, like a relaxing spa, which would hopefully soothe your nerves.
[ ⋅] Oh my.
[ ⋅] There is no need for war, when you can spend a relaxing day at The Outglut Residential Suite.
[ ⋅] We also have no homo related policies, either. All are welcome, regardless of your preference.
"= okay great. well. none written, you know how places are. if everything's good i'll uh, i don't know if you like reviews or whatever, but, i mean, staying somewhere new for a while would be good. ="
[ ⋅] Rest assured. The Outglut Residential Suite has zero hidden clauses which would otherwise impact the enjoyment of our beloved guests.
"= thanks for the extra attention. hm. i'll be in contact for booking. any other statements. ="
[ ⋅] I would be happy to refer you to a Customer Service Agent, should you have any questions that *I* could not answer.
"= ah. no. i am no interrogator. ahah, uh, bookings, do i just message you? ="
[ ⋅] You may book online, here, or in person. If you would like, we can arrange something privately?
[ ⋅] I fear not even our endless supply of mimosas would clear that one’s mind.
[ ⋅] I would like to formally announce that the Outglut Residential Suite is open to all, day and night. We host a wide variety of guests and events, with a complimentary *free* breakfast for those who choose to stay. We hope to see you there.
[ ⋅] We offer full consumer confidentiality, should you book one of our Private Residences. You may book as *long* as you like, provided you continue your expected payments for your prolonged stay.
[ ⋅] We have a flexible pricing system, but should you be concerned of any overdrafts; do not worry. We would *never* overcharge, and we offer a 24 hour reimbursement should your stay be.. Unsatisfying. Rates are as follows: 1,200 Caegars~ per night/day in our Typical Residences. 1,500 Caegars~ per night/day in our Private Residences. 3,500 Caegars~ per night/day in our Luxury Residences.
[ ⋅] Unfortunately, due to the flimsy and somewhat ambiguous value of the Boonbuck, we cannot in confidence translate an estimate.
# Well well well, that $ound$ ju$t fine! Don't mind if I do! #
[ ⋅] What a fascinating place, tactfully designed for all those who wish to spat their thoughts out unto the world. However grisly they may be.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You're the help at Residential Suite! Veck like you's hard to forget. ]
[ ⋅] Of course! I am pleased to hear you enjoyed your stay, amongst the amenities we had to offer, we hope to see you again soon.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh it was plentiful zammechat. Though, there were rumors about rainbowdrinkers around the precipice, I'm not one to humor such raskazz but ... it does make the suite that much more- mythical, keh. ]
[ ⋅] I will forward your review to our Community Representative. Thank you for your compliments.