
Y'knöw what they say!
Nobodz ever sazs 77ha77. In fac77 everzone alwazs sazs Do No77 77ex77 Zour Fucking Expar77ner.
WEll, whaat do you kknow, I trust HAaarier, he haas so much relaationship experience

Yeah I have shitlöads öf relatiönship exxxperience!!! Like my whöle life exxxperience!
Zou 77wo are free 77o fuck up zour lives as zou please, as free will and freedom of choice canno77 be divorced from 77he fac77 77ha77 when given a choice 77o do anz77hing, a no77able percen77age of people will repea77edlz make choices 77o 77heir own de77rimen77. Do zou know wha77 a77 leas77 one person, 77ha77 person being me, sazs? 77ex77 mz expar77ner. And 77hen send me repor77s of how 77ha77 wen77.
SEe? WHaat aa kkind fellaa. I aam so glaad I kknow someone so experienced, in whose haands I maay put my entire romaantic life
UH, aabout thaat... I might first need to remember who my ex-paartner is. IF I haave aany. IT is aall still sort of foggy...
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, leave at least SOM<—E— part of your romantic exxperience in my hands. I have great hands.

Hmmmm.... I wöuld help yöu there but i önly knöw höw tö förget
AAh, well, I caan haardly aargue with thaat. YOu _do_ haave greaat haands. VEry well then, consider me convinced


