@aphoticAcumen — #violence
LF troll sacrifices to test out some cool obsidian knives. If you look good on stone altar (heavy chains optional) and are OK with stabbing, the church's open XXIV/VII I GU<—E—SS this does count as #violence but it's for the #ColtOfTheKharnate so it's GOOD and justified violence for better cause. (Also troll sacrifices are hot.)
Pro tip I: You can derail any meeting by asking out loud if sashimi is considered cannibalism for fishdwellers. Pro tip II: If anyone dodges the question in a smartass move, ask if roast mealworms are cannibalism for bugdwellers. Pro tip III: Don't let your Cerm to find out you've left the meeting room and let everyone in there escalate to #violence Pro tip IV: Cerm usually doesn't look into the armory.
I've looked up the definition and CRING<—E— is a verb meaning either bowing or flinching in fear. I don't do either, so it does not apply to me. Do I end the meeting in #violence over this Y/Y?
LF good songs to pail to before Cerm does irreparable damage to the playlist with ominous seafaring organ solos. ASAP fellas, I'm counting on you. First nine people trying to be funny are target practice. #nsfw with a #violence if anyone is too smartass to treat this as the emergency it is.
Protip: Once you use chopsticks for #selfdefense and/or #violence, do NOT, I R<—E—P<—E—AT absolutely DO FUCKING NOT use them for eating untill they've gone through the full cycle of washed dishes or once or twice.
Nobody pays me attention- Hang on somebody's started sniper laser tag in the council, I'll be back with healthy heaping of self-pity once I prove I have a better aim #violence