CHITTR HANDLE: YOU IDIOT. CHALKBOX? I COULD SNIFF OUT A DROP OF YOUR BLOOD. OR ANYTHING ELSE. IN AN OCEAN OF VISCERA. @carbolicGalvanologist? YOUR MESSAGE: WHICH OUTFIT SHOULD I AND YOU PUT KANKRI IN WHEN WE FIND HIM? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. AND YOU'RE A HOT AS FUCK RUSTBLOOD. (IF THIS IS CHALKBOX. YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALREADY UNDER CONTRACT.) DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. DUE TO YOUR FINAL ANSWER. I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THIS MIGHT NOT BE CHALKBOX. HOWEVER. KANKRI HUNTER. WHOEVER YOU ARE. COME FORWARD. AND WE WILL ACHIEVE INCREDIBLE THINGS TOGETHER. I'M THINKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. GRUBSCARS OUT.
Time t0 kill m0re virgins
「THAT WAS ME.」 「YOU.」
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AH! GOMEN. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. ME. I MISS US. NOBODY GETS ME LIKE YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, HERE. IT TAKES GLOBES TO BE THIS FLAGRANTLY FUCKING WRONG IN PUBLIC AND STILL POST THE CHITT. I HAD NO INTENTION OF CONTESTING THAT YOU WERE THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF OBSTINATE, MISGUIDED DIPSHITS AROUND THESE PARTS. DESPITE THIS, YOUR ABILITY TO CLAIM THAT YOU CAN "SNIFF OUT" ANY OF THE MYRIAD HUMOURS THAT, FOR THE RECORD, REMAIN *SECURELY* INSIDE MY ORGANS AT ALL TIMES, ONLY TO RUN SMACK DAB INTO YOUR OWN SMIRKING OUROBOROS OF BAD TASTE IN MEN IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PATHETIC THAT IT GOES STRAIGHT TO BEING GENUINELY FUCKING CHUCKLE-WORTHY. SO HERE. HERE IS MY LEADERLY, CAPTAINLY, CHALKBOXLY CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR MY SOON-TO-BE-SUBORDINATE. KUDOS. STILL HATE THIS, BY THE WAY. HATE THIS, FUCK YOU. HATE.
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. SUBORDINATE.
TEMPORARILY.* PROVISIONALLY.* COMFORT YOURSELF WITH THOSE TWO WORDS, COURTESY OF OUR MUTUALLY BELOATHED TASKBASTARD. FOR A GUY WHO NEITHER PHYSICALLY SMIRKS NOR LITERALLY EATS SHIT, YET MANAGES TO DO BOTH, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE HE ALMOST MAKES ME LAUGH. THE GUY IS NOTHING IF NOT A SUCKER FOR CRUEL, HILARIOUS IRONY. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, *HANDMAID.*
OK. SO YOU ARE NOT ON TOP. IN ANY WAY THAT MATTERS. THANK THE FUCKING ANGELS.
BARELY GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW QUICK YOU WERE TO ASSOCIATE THE SEVENTH WORD IN THAT SENTENCE WITH ABJECT TERROR. SAYS A LOT.