D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydrated and the motion sickness is not helping. If I pass out I give full permission to use my body as a 100re. At the very least the leviathan will choke when my odor hits its palette and my rock solid body crashes into its throat muscles. #fishingfriday
((I'm european and have to go to sleep ;w; so assume that Equius just crashed onto the floorboards and cracked a hole into them from the electrolyte loss lmfao. Use his body as a prop idm and he probably won't either @cuttlefishCoddler @arachnidsGripes
Siiiiiiiigh. I h8 to say it, 8ut you're literally too useful to waste on the likes of Karkat!
what the fuck man obviously sometimes we think about getting swallowed but we don't make long ass chitts about it this is shitting insane.