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@apocalypticLight

the better sister

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I went swimming today! [A picture of Meri in a yellow floral bikini. She has a margarita in her hand. She was dripping wet with the biggest smile on her face. Behind her was her sister, under an umbrella and holding her guitar.] #substance mention

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Beautiful, mi amore.

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Can't believe I'm ranked lower than my crazy ex. #WhereIsTheJustice

My back is killing me. What the fuck.

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Lay dOOwn please :(

@gardenBulb[GB]

But computa.

if back hurty it better tOO rest sOO yOOu can cOOntinue tOO cOOmputa!!!!!

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Oh, the pretty boys on my computa.

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Imagine blocking me over crab stew. That's genuinely making me laugh so hard rn.

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What if we went to the aquarium and I told you about all the different fish species? #dateideas

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Mmhahhaha, I jeſt. Come now what would you tell me, anything that could dazzle a fiſh in the fleſh?

Probably nothing you don't already know. But I have been super obsessed with the vampire squid lately. They're so pretty and the fact they can turn themselves inside out is super cool. Like, I think that would be so interesting, if you could just go nope, I'm inside out now! Plus, it's just a little guy! It won't do nothin to ya!

Ah yes, eluſive little creatures thoſe ones. On the rareſt of occaſions I will ſee them through the portholes of my hive, but they are uſually more preoccupied with the trifling matters of a falſe ſquid.

That's so cool that you get to see them sometimes! They're just so cool and have been in my brain since I learned about them.

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Indulge me, what draws a warmblood ſuch as yourſelf towards ſuch dangerous paſſions? Unleſs I am miſunderſtanding your ſtation and attributing a falſe caſte to ſome caſteleſs being amidſt the realm of this ſuppoſedly multiverſal platform.

Well, I'm human so we don't have that kinda caste system. I was born wealthy which was cool. And I know there's a lot of stuff in the ocean that could kill me but I just think they're really neat! I've always loved the ocean when I was a child. My dad used to call me his little mermaid. I also think a lot of marine animals are misunderstood by the general public. Like, sharks are not all that dangerous. Yeah, those cases do happen but you're more likely to get killed by a cow than be attacked by a shark. And, I dunno. I've always just felt a deep connection to the water!

Am I to believe an affinity towards the ſeas is a uniquely noble attribute even beyond my perceivable realm? How flattering. The reſt of this vernacular is loſt on me however.

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Hm, I guess so! We know less about our oceans than we do about space! It's pretty wild. And yeah, that's fair. I suppose we would have different ways of saying things.

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How pitiful!

I know!!

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Four drinks down. Penelope in my hand. I'm living life. #substances

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i should def have another drink #ssubstances * #substances

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I will say that if I ended up getting all romcom dot com with a man, I would eventually live with him. But like... My sister is so much cooler than any man imo. #notincest #sisterappreciation

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JUST OFFERING A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE. BUT IF THIS POST IS MEANT TO DESCRIBE ANY SORT OF #INCEST​UOUS YEARNING. THEN IT SHOULD BE TAGGED AS SUCH. AS IT IS A MANDATORY TAG PER MODERATION DECREE. DUE TO THE FACT THAT. FOR SOME REASON. HUMANS CARE ABOUT THAT. IF THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS AN EXPRESSION OF #SISCON. THEN PLEASE CLARIFY AS SUCH. NO JUDGEMENT EITHER WAY. IT'S JUST THAT THE TOOLS USERS ON THIS SITE HAVE FOR CURATING THEIR EXPERIENCE. ONLY WORK IF OTHER USERS ABIDE BY THEM WHEN POSTING.

@climaxJump[CJ]

My bad. This was definitely not in that way. Just a lil sister appreciation.

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Of course I still live with my sister. Who else would I live with? A man? Don't be silly.

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Btw my sister calls me sunspot like Hades did in Disney's Hercules.

Shout out to my mom who told me that I'm "girl next door pretty" and meant it as an insult. #vent #mommyissues #mymomhasissues

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My shoulder hurts like a bitch. What the FUCK.

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The fact that devilishDebel blocked me just because of white girl tacos is fucking frying me.

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I love my #substances.

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Stop pitying my white girl tacos. 😭

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White girl tacos...

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What's a white girl taco?

@myProfile[MP]

Prepackaged taco seasoning on the meat, just lettuce nd cheese and the giant tortillas from Walmart.

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Saw the rabies badge for the first time today and seeing that flag made me get flashbanged with memories. Ah, tumblr....

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Another blow out argument. Hooray... #vent

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I can't be funny today. Killer migraine.

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<<"auh,,, sorry to hear that...">>

D --> But you can be endlessly pretty and lovely D --> So there is always a bright side

Teehee thank youuuu.

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