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← @apocalypticLight

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s◇metimes y◇u see Ω chit ◇n the timeline Ωnd it is Ωll y◇u (me) cΩn d◇ n◇t t◇ cΩll the p◇ster Ω fucking idi◇t cunt. my restrΩint sh◇uld mΩke sΩint me Ωm◇ng the finest ◇f my jesterly c◇unterpΩrts. ΩlΩs, the end will c◇me bef◇re i cΩn hΩve this h◇n◇r thrust up◇n me. ♧

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Fleethoofed
This user bears the insignia of the Fleethoof Troop.
nonbinary
love yourself
transgender
love yourself
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@ardentCreature[AC]

pounce miss being held and kissed... pounce miss affection :((

Kult: +23
Total: 23
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

Oh. I can't stop crying. This is such a weird thing.

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

Unfortunately, I have the remembering everything disease. There is no fortunately. Enjoy your shows!

Kult: +7
Total: 7

THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN TURNED INT⧃ A W⧃MAN... THIS MAN'S P⧃WER IS GREATER THAN I ANTICIPATED

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Why Are Entities Of The Omniscient Variety Always So / Annoying /? I Am Returning To The Friends Tab. #pensive

Kult: +33
Total: 33

October 18, 1994 I should be dead. Every morning since the house, I wake up expecting to find that this is the afterlife. A punishment. Some endless fever dream stitched together from pain and fear. But the pain is too real. My left arm is gone. I can still feel it sometimes. Fingers that aren't there twitching in the cold. A phantom itch in a hand that now exists only in memory. I remember what happened in fragments. The closet door bursting inward. The smell. God, the smell. Wet earth. Rotting grass. A slaughterhouse left to fester in summer heat. I remember the thing reaching for me. Not claws. Not hands. Something else. I remember teeth. Then darkness. I woke up in a ditch nearly a mile from the house, half-buried beneath leaves. My arm was nowhere to be found. It could have killed me. It chose not to. That's the thought that keeps me awake. The thing is playing with me. Watching me. Guiding me. Today I found where it sleeps. Or where it goes. The forest changes around that place. The trees lean away from it. Birds refuse to land nearby. Even the insects are scarce. The entrance was hidden beneath a rocky hill. A crack in the earth wide enough to crawl through. I followed the smell. Inside I found bones. Hundreds. Maybe thousands. Deer. Bears. Coyotes. Human. The human bones were piled separately. Neatly. Almost respectfully. As though they meant something to it. Further inside were marks on the stone walls. Long grooves. Not scratches. More like something enormous rubbing against the rock over and over for years. The strangest thing was the hair. Dark, coarse strands caught in the stone. Animal hair. I thought maybe a bear at first. Then I found a skull. Not human. Not entirely. It looked wrong in ways I can't explain. Partially crushed and ancient. The shape reminded me of livestock. A cow, maybe. But the proportions weren't right. The eye sockets were too large. The jaw too long. The teeth... The teeth looked almost human. I know how insane that sounds. I didn't stay long. Something had been in that cave recently. The floor was wet. Fresh tracks led deeper underground where my flashlight couldn't reach. Hoofprints. At least I thought they were. Each one was split like a hoof. But stretched. Too long. Too narrow. Like whatever made them had once been a cow and had slowly forgotten how cows are supposed to walk. I heard breathing from the darkness. Not loud. Patient. Waiting. I left immediately. As I crawled out, I noticed something carved into the stone above the entrance. At first I thought they were random scratches. Then I realized they formed a shape. A head. Long-faced. Heavy-jawed. Horned. A crude picture of a cow. Or at least what someone who had only heard stories about cows might try to draw. I think I know what it is now. Or what it used to be. God help me, I think the creature is some kind of cattle. Not a diseased animal. Not a mutant. Something older. Something wearing the memory of a cow the way a corpse wears skin. Something that learned the shape but got parts of it wrong. And I think it knows I've found its home. Because when I returned to camp tonight, there was something waiting beside my fire. My arm. Cleaned. Arranged carefully on a flat stone. And beside it, pressed into the dirt, was a single hoofprint.

Kult: +6
Kull: +5
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.20
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Verified
A user of established repute
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
ON DAT DERP
Just about the derpiest user around!
@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

I REGRET DOIN DIZ X/ LOL OK I GUEZZ I WONT B ABLE 2 WEAR ZHORTZ FOR A WHLE ZIGH IDK WHY I KEEP DOIN DIZ I ALWAYZ REGRET IT !!! x[ httpz://i.ibb.co/mrJ8zXq2/Nuevo-Dibujo-13.jpg

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@cryhoundColortura[CC]

they need to invent 'eating a lot' that doesn't make my tummy hurt

Kult: +41
Total: 41
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All That Glitters
Includes this user's posts.
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
@apocalypseAbided[AA]

「I AM ILL.」

Kult: +6
Kull: +5
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.20

╋━I haven'‪✝︎ slep‪✝︎ properly in ‪✝︎hree days. ✟he candles seem brigh‪✝︎er when you're exhaus‪✝︎ed.

Kult: +9
Total: 9
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@romanticVivisection[RV]

Ƹ 🌂 > When the Dark One was a wriggler, she used to have a MEAN BOB... that is, until the RELENTLESS MOCKERY deterred them from getting such a hairstyle.. Ʒ

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@terrifiedAnaglyph[TA]

4nswer me ####

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

I made that last post and then almost immediately did what I said not to fucking do...I'm both incredibly disappointed in myself but also I'm not going to be capable of looking those three in the eye with any of my eyes for at least a week. #nsfw implied as I walked in on people having sex.

Kult: +11
Total: 11

i just woke up and nepeta is already calling me the f slur fuck this shit im gonna watch the walking dead again

Kult: +9
Total: 9

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i7'S ŌōŌōŌk... I Am uSeD... 7ŌōŌōŌ I7 bY NōŌōŌōW...

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> My alternates really do sully my name sometimes

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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A user of unestablished repute
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
transgender
love yourself
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

I am not talking to any of you.

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

^,..,^ a guy cant h3lp but ωish h3 had som3on3 to hug. #sad #nofri3nds

Kult: +8
Total: 8
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@justDirk[JD]

Don't correct my spelling if I am currently yelling at my friend over text. Cause his children are getting dragged by little monsters into the void. Fuck you all. #sburbing.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

vwhatevwer. im already SO ovwer it anyvways. #vwague.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!
@broSprite[BS]

Anyways someone put a worm in front of my door. I think this is a microaggression.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

why is my uncle hating my posts

Kult: +2
Kull: +20
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.10
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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@gardenGnotic[GG]

i can't even dress up for easter because of my stupid ears and tail :(

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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@emptyEyes[EE]

St0p pitying my chits equius

Kult: +4
Kull: +9
Total: 13
Ratio: 0.44
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transgender
love yourself
@adiosToreador[AT]

eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
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bisexual
love yourself
@bubbleBlower[BB]

I don't think we fixed Eggs.

Kult: +18
Kull: +2
Total: 20
Ratio: 9.00
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transgender
love yourself
@adiosToreador[AT]

hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,

Kult: +23
Total: 23

Stupid fuckin wifi ain't workin. Hafta make some calls.

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent

Kult: +37
Total: 37
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

I keep fucking reacting when I am trying to scroll FUCK

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

day 3 no hat. suffering.

Kult: +6
Kull: +7
Total: 13
Ratio: 0.86
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜

Kult: +36
Kull: +7
Total: 43
Ratio: 5.14

i donthave a mint.in my pocket

Kult: +44
Total: 44

NO SUCH THING AS APRIL FOOL GINCE THE DIVORCE I BEEN THE BIGGEST DAMN FOOL AROUND... DAMN... CREED HITTING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKEBR RIGHT NWOW

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I feel like inevitably everyone's avatar breaks for me and I am just forever stuck 100king at letters

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
Patron
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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8

Kult: +42
Total: 42
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Oh God They Just Shot Troll Bruno Mars #gore #eridanweek #help

Kult: +2
Total: 2

ii haave aa horriible heaadaache but iim 90% ssure iit'ss becaausse ii haaven't drunk waater iin 3 daayss.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Slowly starting to feel a bit more like myself. Still not quite there yet. Something is eating at my self-image and I can't extirpate it. #bodyhorror #mentalhealth #cw

Kult: +21
Total: 21
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
@gardenGnosis[GG]

ive been sneezing so much >_<

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
nonbinary
love yourself
pansexual
love yourself
neoprouns
This user has the best flavor of pronouns.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

found out you can be allercgic to dried paint found out because i had an allergic realtion to dried paint *allergic *reaction

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@dStrides[DS]

have i been misgendering anyone idk anymore man i havent slept since 2 pm yesterday

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

That is quite the quandary, all too which I'm familiar.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

have one or two subluxated ribs better livechit this shit hopital

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I JUST LEARNED THE HARD WAY STANDING UP IS THE WORST IDEA EVER. I REGRET TO ASK THIS, BUT CAN SOMEONE BE MY CRUTCH OR GIVE ME A FUCKING WALKER?? I ALMOST JUST FELL FROM BEING SO LIGHTHEADED

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SNEEZING MADE THE PAIN WORSE FUCKKKKKKK

Kult: +19
Total: 19
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I CANT FUCKING TELL IF THROWING UP WILL BE HELPFUL RIGHT NOW OR MAKE THE PAIN WORSE..#NAUSEA

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@timaeusTestified[TT]

I’m trying to figure out if the hater bot pitying my chitts is meant as a form of condescension or not. And this is something I will dwell on until I return.

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Chittr Gold™
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

((sobbing, bros a haterrr/silly

Kult: +2
Total: 2

bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(

Kult: +34
Kull: +14
Total: 48
Ratio: 2.43

JU$T $HOWERED AND THE WATER MADE MY $CAR $TING, ARGH! I HATE $HOWER$.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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2piite..exe
runniin on energy driink2 and an eternal hate for evveryone..
@twwiinAquariium[TA]

po2t canceled ii can"t hate fefeta po2t2,, iit feel2 wwrong..

Kult: +7
Kull: +20
Total: 27
Ratio: 0.35

You know they didn't even ask if I wanted to be in fortnite, they just put me in. I don't even get royalties.

Kult: +6
Total: 6

I have to shop at lowes now, this fucking sucks.

Kult: +26
Total: 26

d' i havwe to say im desperate for a convwersation or something...

Kult: +4
Total: 4