I feel that, as long as she isn't contagious, we should organize some kind of intervention for that one Nepeta altern8. And 8y that I mean "collectively gra8 her and force her to take a 8ath." I feel you could peel so much grime off of her you'd 8e a8le to make a second Nepeta at this r8.
tHiS SoUnDs lIkE KiDnApPiNg wItH ExTrA StEpS
Well it's not like we wouldn't let her go afterwards! Sheesh.
Rigging the weather cycle to rain is perhaps the only way to intervene. Touching her would 8e a 8iohazard.
i feel like it’d be eas7 to bathe shitpeta. just get a lad7 in the bath too with her bulge out and she’d go right in. #nsfw
can i volunteer to give her a tongue bath?
I... You can do what you want, 8ut that sent a tremor through my 8ody the likes of which I haven't felt since the last time Cronus spoke to me. And I don't mean that in a good way.
i was joking mostly, but also i would do it if she wanted me to, so take that as you will.
I just can't in good faith support such a thing when she rolls around in actual gar8age.