Another Fuckin' Serket.
@arachnidsGauging
She/Her/Hers. I think you know the drill. ::::)
(tw: #su6stance #vulgarity) If 9ne wants t9 get ine6riated 9n a Friday then yeah sure. Every9ne's d9wn f9r it. 6ut heavens f9r6id a pure s9ul like myself start chatting up the 6ad 6itches then I'm esc9rted pr9mptly 9ut 9f the clu6 and suddenly I'm 9n the "d9 n9t serve" list like what are we d9ing
At this point, it's either you're a creep or you just don't have game. 8eggars can't 8e choosers, Vantas!
I actually met the l9ve 9f my life that night...6ut I was 6anned fr9m the clu6 s9 I can't even recall her name. 9r face. Just that she was 6igger than me and als9 I think she was the 9ne wh9 threw me 9ut
I'm not sure how that means she's the "love of your life" if she threw you out, 8ut hey! I guess I can't stop you from living out this delusional little fantasy of yours! Go get her, 8uddy! ::::)
I think that jane wants t⚣ peg karkat idk that's just the vibe i'm getting #hetpairing ..? #nsfw
As IF!!!!!!!! 8ut now you got me curious! Which Jane's making eyes for which Karkat?
the ⚣ne in this p⚣st she's like, crazy f⚣r him I think.
Ooooh! I see! Spicy Janey! Didn't realize you really did have a thing for the pathetic types. ;;;)
Fuuuuuuuuck I just feel worse now. Oh my gog.
Suffer.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adcf5e12a311.jpg
Impressive. Unfortun8ly, also rel8a8le.
OH MY G8888888888888888DDDDDDDD I NEED A MATESPRIT
rough night?
:33< do mew n33d a matespurrit or to pail? :33< #nsfw
Not to get all vulnera8le on here, 8ut. Yeah! Pr8tty fuck8n' 8ad!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry vriska. dms are open if you wanna rant it out!
N8 I meant 8t! Kind of! 8 don't fuck8n' know anym8re right now!!!!!!!!
Hah8haha. Appreci8 it, Egdork. I'll think a8out it, may88 I just need some time to cool off or something. Haha.
of course, sometimes you gotta let the iron cool ao you dont burn your hand... or whatever analogies are hard.
Pfffffffft. Yeah, yeah. I'll 8e cooling those irons alright. They'll 8e soooooooo cool.
hey just like you!
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What the hell, sure. I wanna get soooooooo fucked up!
xx_YES_YES_YE_YEES_YE_SYE_YE_YES_YE_YES_YES_FUCK_YEAS!!!_HAVE_FUN_ENJ0Y!!_ITS_A_PARTAYYYY_ALL_DAY_ALL_NIGHT_EVERY_DAY_EVERY_NIGHT_24/7_365!!!_xx
Fuck it. Meow.
Geez, it's like I summoned all of them with just one post! 8ut hey, I suppose I'll cave in today. C'mere, kitty kitty~ ;;;)
:33 < if i can be honest? :33 < i dont like the way you are tildeing at us :33 < makes me think you got some sneaky plot cooking up in that pan of yours <:II
What? Noooooooo! Nothing nefarious 8eing planned at all! I just wanna have some fun!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 i intervene in the chud1ing fightt 0r zimp1y 1eave them t0 itt and c0ntinue t0 rec0rd 0bzervati0nz? [END MESSAGE]
Nah. Just let 'em fight it out! Gives the rest of us some pitiful entertainment for the morning.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt iz bare1y a fightt t0 be h0neztt. 0ne chud1ing iz in the c0rner be1ieving the w0r1d iz c0ming d0wn ar0und her. the reztt are eating 1unch 0r p1aying gamez 0r z0mething. [END MESSAGE]
Mehhhhhhhh. 8ut still! Let her keep freaking out her pan or wh8ver, then. Nature and instincts will take their course! Something like that!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] if i c0u1d. i w0u1d pick her up and m0ve her t0 a c0rner 0f b1anketz. a c0mf0rtab1e zpace f0r the chud1ing t0 gett thr0ugh her em0ti0nz. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] gett y0ur 0wn chud1ingz t0 be 1ezz 1ame with then. [END MESSAGE]
I'm already not lame 8y myself, 8ut thanks for the unsolicited advice anyway!