Showed @caligulasAquarium ONE PRIVATE INBOX with an old flame and he was too mortified to snoop through my phone any further. He's been slumping with his forehead against the car window for eight minutes.
I don't know that you'd fare much better, missy!!!
Alright. DM incoming.
Hahahaha, what a weenie!
I don't think I've ever squeezed my eyes shut as hard as I just did, I think I felt something pop in my jaw. No wonder you fried Eridan, this is some craaaaaaaazy shit, Jane.
you say some mortifyin shit sometimes crocker thats all im goin to divvulge on the matter
IT WASN'T THAT BAD. GOOD LORD. This is why I button up on the feed. I am surrounded by lily-livered false idols of perversion. What's the term. You people are LARPing.
FLARPing, thank you, and I've never once indic8ted that I'm of that persuasion. If anything, my track-record just shows that I'm your average Alternian girl who scuffed a few knees and 8roke a few spines in her romantic heyday. Who among us hasn't? That visual will haunt me to the gr8ve though, so you can rest well knowing you've made more of an impression on me than any other Alpha kid ever has! Gr8 jo8!
Apparently he's not the only one.