(( #ableism #a-lot-of-ableism #mental-health-discussion #misogyny #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cwv-self-harm #cwv-eating-disorder #abuse #cwv-toxic-relationship )) alright, youvwe all been asking for it, so here it is: mental illnesses listed by fuckability. s tier: antisocial personality disorder - they say dont stick your bulge in crazy. i say im already dead anyvways. nook from a girl vwho hates you and evweryone else is alvways a treat. shes probably into some freak shit too. bipolar: best of both vworlds. if shes manic, shes got energy to burn and is more likely to say yes to things. if shes depressed you can do some free use, prone bone type stuff, and shes less likely to say no. dependent - self-explanatory. lowv s for being annoying. a tier: borderline - damz is gonna vwhoop my ass for not putting this in s tier. thats vwhy this aint in s tier. i lovwe a gal vwhos crazy in the sheets, not so much a gal vwhos slashing my tires. narcissism - dunno vwhy this is evwen here. i lovwe self-lovwe! i also lovwe a gal vwhos gonna advwocate for herself. none of that "oh im fine vwith vwhatevwer," this kinda gal is gonna tell me vwhat she vwants and howv she vwants me to do it. anorexia - should this evwen be here? this is a vweird tierlist. this is just betvween a and b. i dont mind a gal vwho vwants to look good and is gonna hang off my evwery vword for vwalidation, but i prefer my babes vwith some meat on their bones. this is the type of babe id bring to olivwe garden, see if vwe cant carboload her and add some curvwes to all the right places. b tier: autism - kink scene special interest? hot. often socially isolated and desperate for approvwal? hot. its vwhen theyre going on about something lame that i get tired of em. ocd - similar reasoning to autism. compulsion to bob her head up and dowvn ten times vwhen shes blovwing me? hell yeah. compulsion to flick the light svwitch on and off ten times? cmon, im trying to read. anxiety - this aint evwen a real disorder. this is terminally online land, all of you havwe anxiety. neutral rank because this is nothing. c tier: paranoia - this dont sound like a real dsm diagnosis and i dont care to look it up. if the girl could be convwinced im the key thatll solvwe shit, fine, but i dont need her assuming im out to get her or something. im a straightforvward guy, im nevwer gonna lie about vwhat i vwant. its irritating. depression - only savwed from a d rank because you can sometimes convwince em that their body (specifically it getting fucked) givwes em some sorta useful purpose. vworst comes to vworst, theres some freeuse livwing potential vwhere she just cant care about getting fucked. adhd - fine, but one time a gal i vwas doing forgot vwe vwere havwing sex and tied the condom into a balloon animal. histrionic - a vweird inclusion, this tierlist sucks. this is the vwoman disorder, im pretty sure. big vwhoop. ptsd - the thousand yard stare is a real vwriggly killer. d tier: panic disorder - im barely evwen sure vwhat this means. i just figure i dont vwant anybody panicking in bed vwith me. seems awvkvward. schizophrenia - this is spelled vwrong in the tierlist thing, aint it? vwell, im not about to get cucked by the hat man. pass. avwoidant - i need her to not avwoid me to do her. thats the vwhole point. bulimia - breath mint.
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i think its awwesome that wwe can sexualize wwomen for their mental an physical abnormalities but wwhen a guys a wwee bit underwweight or cod forbid a lil spectrumy wwith his interests hes an unpleasant creep
hell if i knowv vwhats vwrong vwith you. the tism? you dont havwe the hot kind though, youre just a spaz. #cwv-ableism
the double standard is real.
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yeah but in a wway it wworks in our favvor cause i wwouldnt wwanna be sexualized vvia the male gaze
okay buddy.
wwhat im just sayin i didnt think that wwould be such a controvversial take
hovwre you more straightgay than i am?
men are monsters cro this aint about being straightgay or #notgay i dont knoww about you but if i had to deal wwith half the bee ess a chick puts up wwith from us id self cull for real instead a postin empty threats for attention