♦ pitied by @aradiaBotted
Alone on a Friday night? Gog, you're pathetic! ::::)
The opps cut my life support 8ut that za got me rising 8ack up from the dead like Jegus Christ himself emerging on the third day. #su8stance
Dropped what I like to call the "walk funny for the next 3 days special" on what I like to call "the Apple8ee's 8athroom". I will not ela8orate on what I mean.
If someone hot were to 8eat the everliving 8ark8east piss outta me right now, I think I'd cum. #nsfw #violence
.you should blow up the fucker making you watch coco melon insteaD .thats how i solve all my problemS .works out pretty good for mE
Gotta treat that shit like a shake-weight and switch it up every 20 reps. #nsfw
Is that a challenge? I think that sounds like a challenge. >::::)
Does that mean I can 8e a pusher-8reaker to you finally? ;;;;)
Don't count your 8lessings too early! I'm known for snatching a victory out of the jaws of defeat!
Pro8a8ly right, 8ut you can surely 8reak mine. ;;;;)
Way to make me get goose8umps! Can't wait.
H9w it feels when y9u p9st a chitt and tw9 pe9ple start hateflirting in the thread https://preview.redd.it/pyr9-whenever-the-team-starts-arguing-v0-jscxwidzi5cd1.jpeg?aut9=we6p&s=08d5266f829964d1dcd2f0d6a4fdc5212c6c8a43
New 6adge wh9 dis
Y9u're a g99d...69t-pers9n. Thank y9u. I am s9 prideful.
hes very sweet thats why! and wearing matching human clothes is fun and silly
I've certainly had so+me sexual tho+ughts abo+ut a few versio+ns o+f yo+u... But I do+n't believe any were directed to+wards yo+u specifically. Yo+u sho+uld be careful abo+ut trying to+ sto+newall lo+wer castes o+ff yo+ur po+sts, tho+ugh. Go+o+dness kno+ws what Kanny wo+uld say if he saw yo+u do+ing this. #nsfw
if i was #gay, that might have made my dick twitch, but alas i am #notgay. #nsfw also. yuh huh.
n0t sure ab0ut this specific versi0n 0f y0u ribbit but i kn0w at least 0ne cr0nus wh0 is particularly attractive unf0rtunately ribbit my g0dtiered self g0t the jump 0n him ribbit but fr0m what ive seen 0f y0ur pers0nality y0u seem far less desirable #nsfw? #ribbit
i am not interested in fucking you and said so.
hey buddy. hear to just givwve you a reality check. #trigger-wvarning. anyone wvith a wvorking pan wvouldn't fuck you evwven if you wvere the last troll in existence. get your head out of your ass.
thanks f0r the suggesti0n but i w0nt be d0ing that ribbit thunder d0me #nsfw
it's really hard being #notgay on this web site. because as soon as i mention my proclivities all of the aradias come out of the wood work. what's up with that?
#wwabrd i think she would rip a part that guy because she really wants to ride my dick in the thunder dome but like. violently. #nsfw
n0t sure which guy y0ure talking ab0ut but it d0esnt ribbit matter thunder d0me #nsfw
Noted! Perhaps we will attempt to create a topical version next.
see n0w #cr0nusamp0ra is a valid trigger warning
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I am n9t triggered 6y fr9gs the tag is there t9 6e sensitive t9 Dersite culture and the cultural fear 9f fr9gs. D9 n9t misunderstand me. TW: #DersiteCulture #Fr9gs #CulturalSensitivity #TheGame #Inf9 #Ph96ias
als0 i d0nt think theyre afraid 0f them theyre just disgusted by them ribbit #dersiteculture #fr0gs
I believe I am witnessing a John Egbert variant getting jumped by two Aradias in real-time. #dashwatching.
i think i was meant to put #violence in there i think.
i didn't know #frogs were that violent. they killed some poor vantas' lusus.
what did the frogs do to you, though? did they kill your mother? or uhm. lusus?? i'm sorry about the frogs killing your lusus, dude.
i definitely can wait.
what if we fucked in public in the thunder ribbit dome? #nsfw
oh. okay that. okay that's definitely some thing.
since there's more people on, i'm gonna remind you all that i'm #notgay. and #inthecloset. i'm pretty sure those things are mutually exclusive. or is it "not mutually exclusive"? what ever the phrase is.
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yeah, why? she's crazy.
W8it, really? That's. Actually quite kind. F9r s9me9ne wh9 wanted my entrails 9n the pavement a day ag9.
i'm looking. i don't see any thing.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
are weird. act like i said that.
maybe you should try anyway it could be practice
i only let friends touch me sorry
i think those contradict each other
What the hell is going on. 0_0
what, you're encouraging this shit, dude?
whelp john ii2 cooked, riip john niice knowiing you @everla2tiingBreath , take 2ome paiin reliiever now before the riib2 2tart a crackiing
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
i don't want to go to the thunder ribbit dome.
dude, what do i do? they're swarming. they're like a flock of rams!
uhhh good luck. 2eriiou2ly. good luck.
i don't want to die, dude!
we are b0th g0ing t0 c0me ribbit f0r y0u #nsfw #vi0lence
why are #nsfw the fucking thunder dome!!!
youre fucked now buddy ii am goiing two 2tay out of the bla2t zone #n2fw #gore #viiolence #death
okay is this like some kind of blue take over?
wait. the purge is in 2 days!!!!! if i'm dead before the purge how will i have my party?
been a l0ng time since i've lo0ked at soulb0t code. what a fucking shitsh0w that was back in the night. going tw0 do better this time. have t0.
Devastating news. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81a96e2c7fa6.gif
Even 8ETTER!!!!!!!!
fair en0ugh. might be better two n0t have to adapt tw0 a new body and new em0tions at the same time. i'll send th0se over m0re privately.
I NEED. M O R E .
You read that correctly. You are included. >::::)
I'm just simply 8etter though don't kid yourself. I'm literally your 8iggest pain-slut. Don't play with me, hun. ::::) #nsfw #violence
And that gives me extra 8rownie points, right? It 8etter!
Here this.
Fuck game so good that I had that 8itch looking like a 8lue-dyed cream cheese cra8 rangoon that got cut in half after I was finished. You are not on my level. #nsfw
That pussy hit like a fire in an Alternian lithium mine, fifty trolls keeled over in agony just for me to wet my whistle. #nsfw
Hello chiittr communiity, II am currently 2tandiing out2iide the Troll 7-11 however although iit appear2 open liike the liight2 are on but iit 2eem2 the door2 are locked 2oliid. II 2ee the bounty of my uniiver2e changiing whiim2y through the cry2tal clear gla22 though and am entiiced by iit. @apocalyptiicAtrociity would there happen two be any employee2 iin twoday two let me iin and 2atii2fy my curiio2iity and thiir2t for 2awdu2t flavored 2lurpee?
common ampora ww to be dreadfully honest
that is the best way t0 win
yeah you're winning
y0u have w0n chittr c0ngratulati0ns
Well the moment youve youre bright eyed and bushy tailed again youve got a spot on my tomb raider team!
wwhatevver
Still debating if that blue spider gent is part of my dream or nightmare blunt rotation. #substance
Once again the perks of a robo-body elude my desperate paws. Maybe i shall see about getting a few updates myself.
It's a dream come true.
glad y0ure taking advantage of the m0dularity at least. may as well, circumstance being shitty as it is. actually working 0n one f0r some0ne myself rn. got sent drafts tw0day.
this exchange is makin me freak out a little wwe should meet up
#botblasted #flattered
the metal 0n my badge isn't just there for kicks.
oh wwhat like wwe play tag wwith them wwe chuck them back and forth as club goers cowwer in fear a us lookin in in abject horror as our bricks bloww through tables and knock ovver drinks but me and you are simply havvin too much fun me in my nicer shoes and open flowwin button up and you in pasties fishnets and high heels both a us sharin laughs and lookin longingly into each others eyes amidst the shining gold storm blowwin all around us knockin our club goers and givving us bloody noses that smear sexily on our chests you mean like that
remember tw0 always be the most 0f whatever you d0. the most miserable gets the pity 0f the masses. the second m0st gets told they're n0t the first. biggest idi0t is a lolc0w, the rest are to0ls. the most evil bec0mes an unchangeable institution, next m0st gets the firing squad. this has been y0ur motivational message 0f the week. #violence #motivational
m0st favorite 0f aradiaBotted achieved. is n0w when that bunny suit gets busted out?
ehehe. bunnyribbit.
I me★n, I ★m willing to go ★long with the commonly held opinion.
.YOU .yes yoU .your toes bashed into the corner of an old table leG .crusty hollow infested ass wooD .splinter on contact straight under your nailS .then a footbath in salty and cirtus liquidS .or in other words ,suffeR #violencE
AN IMPORTANT REMINDER: NEVER LIE TO YOUR ATTORNEY OR THE PARAMEDICS. ALWAYS LIE TO COPS.
.hang on .i got thiS
WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm more than willing at this point. Heheh. >::::) #suggestive
My skin is thick and calloused from years of having insults chucked at me at Mach fuck speeds, and 8ulge game so strong, that when the 2 are paired up, I give the nook a rug8urn. #nsfw
Never afraid, I like venturing into the unknown. ;;;;)
It's just 8ecause I'm the 8est Serket, hands down. Duh!!!!!!!! I ain't afraid of shit!
Gogyesplease—
I think I'm in ro8o heaven right now—
NOOOOOOOO AN ARADIA8OT HATED MY CHITT FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN SHAM8LES NOW OH GOOOOOOOOG FAAAAAAAAH I LET THE RO8O 8ADDIE DOWN I'M IN RUINS AND SHAM8LES I'M LITERALLY ENDING IT ALL FUUUUUUUU— In other news, the weather is quite fine today. #twsuicide pro8a8ly.
I have NO clue what you're talking a8out! ::::)
II WA2NT 2AYIING ANYTHIING ABOUT 2EX IIDIIOT #n2fw
who want me
Duly noted, and shall await what you have in store for me then with 8aktedy 8reath. ;;;;)
Like me, wanna rip my head off, wanna suffocate me via ro8o snu-snu, all the same thing at the end of the day I'd like to 8elieve. #nsfw #violence
You are possi8ly THE only exception. Though don't lie, you know you like me a little 8it. ::::)
I'm an awful sack of shit and you WILL adore me gr8ly for it. This is not a request it's a demand at this point.
I'm greedy t99 we have S9 MUCH in c9mm9n w9w. https://media.ten9r.c9m/ke7Tc79g9vIAAAAi/rizz.gif
I'm quite glad y9u take pleasure 9ut 9f this. That makes tw9 9f us, at least. (:
Normally I'm greedy 8ut I'll make an exception this ONCE.
FUCK.
Needs me a phat ro8o ass to suffocate under. Ro8o 8addies, hit me up. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. #nsfw
#NewPr9filePic Except I kn9w what y9u're thinking WE JUST L99K ALIKE
#myscent #mysignaturescent
WHAT DOES GOLD SMELL LIKE. QUICKLY.
there's subtle differences. he's ♤ se♤dweller, i h♤ve no doubt in my mind th♤t he c♤n both ♤fford ♤nd e♤sily obt♤in the re♤l thing. ♤lso gold notes ♤re ♤ blend, not ♤ single strong note.
Quit your job. I )(ave unlimited money. We need to ride a sea pony into t)(e sunset. STAT!!!!!!!!!!!
I've heard a wise some8ody say one time... "Violence is never the answer. It's a question, and the answer is YES!!!!!!!!" Felt this way too hard right now.
... May8e. You don't know that! I won't reveal my secrets. ;;;;) (I'm lying my ass off.)
8e neither to sta8 you in a good way for the 8oth of us. ;;;;) #suggestive
We'll see a8out that, never 8een excited for any form of upgrade in a while. ;;;;) #nsfw
sneak l0ver failure medicati0n int0 their f00d then
thank y0u i d0 my best
Shut— Just. Shut.
Hardest eyeroll ever, hdhdjdhejkdogog Screw you. I'll may8e get my shot at getting you 8ack. Or not. I honestly can't complain either way.
this is such an injustice naknak. and all this on world crocodile day
X You ever just Feel a deep rooted desire to walk up behind a cobalt blood with a shaver and just Bzzzzt a stripe down the middle of their head x
Hhhhhyou'regoingtomakemeweak— Hmph!!!!!!!!
Wowza. I find you very interesting and also possibly dangerous in a way that i respect. I hope the stars lead you to me soon ms. aradiabot.
it doesnt matter th0. youre still aa. that makes y0u pretty amazing two me.
That wasn't a fum8le everything was totally calculated from the start, 8ecause I'm just the 8est as always.
You would? I could send some over to you or you could maybe scooch over my way. We could scrounge around in the dirt together. Perhaps we reach for the same femur. You do like femurs right?
Golly... ive never had someone impatient to see lil old me before.
I mean. I hope whatever seems to be keeping our work-addled buddy up resolves itself soon.
...humina humina.
Sleep is for the weak and whatnot,l. Y'know, may8e I'm just too cool for it.
Right. Well this sure has put a damper on my day. I think ill go look for some bones to add to my collection.
deep breaths, Ruf... you cant be 1n your ev1l era... you got t1nkl1ngs to take care of... 😤
}:? sounds l1ke some bangarang l1l t1nkerbull bab1es to me, haha!
If youre sayin hes overwhelmed or not doin well i can get behind that part of it. I just wish he didnt default to all his robo-companions over his meatsuit companions. No offense.
So, nook and the 8ulge, amiright or amiright? #nsfw
Im just somewhat concerned by the whole "begging for mercy" part you threw in there is all.
just bought 14 islands 38D
Ok the coffee ii2 kiinda weariing off ii feel liike iim about two cra2h BUT ii diid get farther than ii u2ually do on my game 2o iit wa2 WORTH IIT no matter how loud the voiice2 got overtiime #worth iit #caffiinecra2h #gamiinggriind
this reminds me i haven't seen that r0bot gremlin i sp0nsored ar0und in a hot minute. actual r0bot n0t soulb0t, i think. concerning either way.
Guess ill have to keep flapping my gums at you and see if i can improe my standings :)
And ahem. How might a gentleman such as myself curry favour a gentlebotlady such as yourself?
. . . This makes me feel things that I don't know how to type into words.
HhHhHhHh— you're seriously going to do this to me while I'm 1 armed? Hmph!!!!!!!! >::::[ A cruel mistress yee 8e, 8ut fuck for some reason that just adds to the allure. #suggestive
If I have 1 hand I will make it work still, damn it. #suggestive #nsfw
Yeah, but iif II actually carry iit out, then II won't have the2e wondrou2 thought2, they wiill have all been iin the pa2t, then II'll be a 2orry piiece of 2hiit curled up iin a ball on my hiive floor wiith no future eviil plan2 once everythiing ii2 raii2ed two the ground and we have everyone fiightiing iin the 2treet2 over iirradiiated canned barkbea2t food...
II mean yeah, who doe2n't? II fiind iit more than amu2iing the variiable2 II have under my complete control whiich could make liife for liiterally anyone and everyone el2e mii2erable, iit'2 tho2e thought2 that amu2e me two the poiint of not neediing two actually carry iit out, no matter how deliiciiou2 iit would be.
what 2tarted your viillaiin arc iif you weren't conceiived that way? don't bother two reply iif you're 2ome pure of heart goodiie fuckiing two2hoe2 never yet two experiience 2uch a thiing; Your adviice, po2iitiiviity, and goodwiill toward2 all ii2 not welcome iin thii2 reply chaiin, get bent (kiindly though).
The voiice2 are 2creamiing, iim on my fuckiing gamer griind, iive had liike 3 cup2 of coffee twoday.. II AM UN2TOPABLE
I've resorted to getting so fucking stoned that I forget that I only have 1 arm and attempt to clap my hands hard out of sarcasm only to 8itch smack myself. #su8stance
May8e ask nicely and I'll do it willingly and mindfully for you next time.
You right.
Aaaaaaaand this is where I shut up and let you walk all over me like a doormat. Thanks Aradia 8ot, very cool!
Fuck you.
Totally fair. And yes, I have tried to scratch something on my face multiple times already only to just pathetically wriggle my armless shoulder. This is my life right now.
I'm over here consuming genetically modified, crime syndicate porto8ello mushrooms while you're still there munching on organic Shiitake caps like a fucking peasant. Just try to get on my level, I dare you. #su8stance #draculaflow
SSURE >83 I// UH KEEP A BU/B PEE/ED FOR THAT IN THE MEANTIME >8/
pr0bably depends whose?
OH WOW UH >8I MAYBE >8? I GUESSSS IT WOU/D DEPEND ON WHOSS SSKIN >8/
WOAH >8/ YOU SEEM /IKE FUN HEHEHE >83
8etter 8e. >::::/ That's one of the finest shanty's!
I am SO locking in now.
I will take this as a win any day. Thank you. >::::)
i could never be annoyed by an aradiabot. she is too lovely to be annoying. :D
🤪
:33< oh boy i cant wait :DD
Whoa, free fortune cookie.
When the time is right.
For a brief beautiful moment I was offline. I was free.
bitches l0ve me and my 360 degree phantom hitb0xes.
what y0u do with y0ur own c0rds is your business.
Ohmy— ::::)