i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
id just do it for free?
wwould you do it?
i COULD,,, hUG YOU AS HARD AS i CAN, i GUESS, aND SEE IF THAT, dOES ANYTHING? oR i COULD,,, tRY TO CRACK YOUR BACK? i WOULD FEEL BAD,,, hITTING YOU, tHOUGH,
s0 y0ull tangle limbs with jake 0iled up in sh0rt sh0rts but y0u w0nt even hit me
dON'T DO THE 0S i'M SORRY UMM,,, wELL, i HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY DONE THAT, wITH jAKE, yET, i THINK YOU MAY BE CONFUSING, fICTION WITH REALITY, bUT,,, i GUESS, wE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT,,?
yEAH, oKAY i GUESS i COULD BE COMFORTABLE, wITH- WAIT NO i CAN'T SAY, tHIS KIND OF STUFF, oN MAIN, nEVER MIND, aHAHA,
its okay no one we know is online they wont see
i DON'T THINK, tHAT IS HOW, tHE INTERNET WORKS,,, bUT UMM, JUST, i DEFINITELY REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT, eMASCULATING YOU, wHICH PROBABLY INVOLVES, sOME OF THAT,,?
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