♠ hated by @ardentCarnivora

fuck no

hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
my busty gutterblood milkmaid tripped an spilled the charcuterie board because she cant see her feet from under her vveiny f cups luckily i havve enough wwine to keep the guests entertained wwhile the chef prepares a neww tray of tiny cheeses an cocktail wweenies #nsfww
after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png

Yeah you better run.

I think I've got that hairball ready now.

Not you. You're a disgrace.

I did tell you to get out.

This is the part where you should be.

I'm going to go hack up a hairball and shove it in your face.



