♦ pitied by @ardentCreature
[|87 :: *1N THE FUK1NG HEV VO1CE* Coca;ne, adm;n;stered Dopam;ne levels, ;ncreased Heartrate, elevated Cort;sol levels, decreas;ng Seek product;ve outlet #substance
[|87 :: G00d gog 1 need a bump r;ght now #substance
[|87 :: 1f he don’t get a boner from hav;n to unholster all my conceal carry f;rearms when str;pp;n me then 1 don’t want h;m! #nsfw #f;rearmfr;day #freakyfr;day
[|87 :: D;d 1 just get fuk;n st;ck bugged by the m;crob;al l;fe ;n my Petr; d;sh?
I SWEAR. IF I GET COLLARED AGAIN.
[|87 :: 1 w;ll not part;c;pate ;n th;s "smash or pass" trend. However 1 w;ll say that a g00d port;on of th;s s;te's userbase ;ndeed l00ks l;ke lovely spec;mens to d;ssect and v;ew under an electron m;croscope for sc;ent;f;c research on the;r g;ven caste and/or spec;es. (w;th consent and a wa;ver of l;ab;l;ty of course!) #nsfw ? #nsfwe ? #gore #v;olence #horror #med;calhorror
[|87 :: Hold up 1’m ;n a wheelcha;r now 1 have a gen;us ;dea. @ardentCreature wanna curl up on my lap and play the role of the ev;l cat that the ev;l v;lla;n ;n h;s cha;r pets all the t;me?
[|87 :: When 1 say 1 need a DNA sample from you, please k;ndly remember that bl00d, ha;r, sal;va, severed l;mbs, and even sk;n cells are v;able opt;ons. Yet for some reason most pat;ents ;mmed;ately drop the;r pants and ;ns;st on jerk;n the;r sh;t to supply me w;th the genet;c mater;al… What the actual fuk ;s wrong w;th some of you? D;d no one else pass l;ke 6th grade sc;ence class? #nsfw #doctorproblems
[|87 :: 1 w;ll! [|X7
>>| .i may just go work .on .a server .or play super .old video games. maybe for .a walk, get some good warm from the sun. .i don't know. #tech
:33 < hello i am a grown troll crying at 9 pm in the evening
◣_◢ Yeah. AloTT of TThe shiTT TThaTT revolves around ouTTside purchases you can geTT in game wiTTh some hard work, TThough, so iTT's noTT TToo bad.
◣_◢ ITT's real fun, buTT also preTTTTy TTime consuming. ITT's also mosTTly caTTered TTo high bloods, which you'll regreTTTTably realize when you look aTT TThe prices for ouTT-of-game-currency purchases. Sigh.
sorry. Not feeling it. Maybe we'll try making posts again tomorrow
GET THAT FUCKASS QUILL OUT OF HERE, THAT THING IS NOT NORMAL! #DIRECTPOSTING
[|87 :: You know, humans are qu;te b;zarre but ;f you see one ;n an ushanka hat offer;n you vodka ;t’s very ;mportant that you accept the offer. #substance
[|87 :: Ah 1 sure do love hunt;n ;n the ra;n. No troph;es or meat as of yet but ;t w;ll come ;n due t;me. Truly the ra;n h;des the sound of me tak;n post. 1t ;s great for someone w;th so much clatter;n gear. Part of me almost feels bad hunt;n the most dangerous game. 1 can only sense the overst;mulat;n dread that stabs through the;r ganderbulbs d;rectly ;nto the;r amygdala as they see me one f;nal t;me. But then 1 remember how these pr;cks double crossed me and my assoc;ates and 1 feel any sympathy flee;n me… #horror #v;olence #murder #gore
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh?꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ What’sSs go!ng on? ! jusSt woke up from a sSupurr long nap꠹
<3 I wonder if he thinks I’m pretty? <3 I mean, I don’t know, I think I’m pretty average looking! <3 Maybe I’m not his type? I’m not sure!
[|87 :: Spo;ler alert, 1 am now more confl;cted after sa;d bong r;p #substance
hey. whats up. *collapses and falls down the stairs with a huge comical cloud of dust. when the dust dissipates i.m lying completely dead on the ground.*
[|87 :: Oh hell yea, the g00d sh;t!
[|87 :: 1’ll br;n the bong [|X7
[|87 :: Much apprec;ated, 1 can always count on Mary Jane and pounce to make me feel better <>
[|87 :: Def;n;tely not but fuk ;f we ball!
[|87 :: Daddy’s home or whatever…why ;s my lab trashed?
[|87 :: Maybe there ;s some part of my th;nkpan 1 need to cut out to get r;d of the annoy;n vo;ces. E;ther that or keep do;n more drugs. #substance #v;olence #cw-self-harm #gore
[|87 :: Well 1 just got the most…;nterest;n revelat;on. 1 need some t;me to ponder th;s data. #vagueppst;ng
<3 Is this what the humans call…yearning?…
<3 I want to make him, happy, I really do. <3 I want to make him smile and have him feel…loved and appreciated but I’m so scared to even try because I don’t know if he’ll even like me back that way? <3 Troll’s emotions are much different than how humans go about things, especially with relationships. <3 I just…I want to be good for him, I want to make things better for him but I don’t think I can… <3 Why does this have to be so hard?? I wish I knew how HE felt, I wish he just…told me. <3 Even if I don’t like the response…at least I would know… <3 And I would stop trying…
I need the distracti⚣n.
just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
oh gog [Skyrim YOU DIED screen]
[ If I don’t come back to the site I wouldn’t mind doing that ]
(( If anyone wants to reach out to me off platform during my hiatus please feel free to dm me from the chitter discord. ))
( might take a break for a while. Hate to be a buzzkill and all but I got some news that kinda made me sick and idk how to feel about it at the moment. Don’t worry my unhinged bullshit will likely return)
[|87 :: WE ARE SO BACK
[|87 :: V1CTORY
I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama
eVERYWHERE i LOOK, i AM REMINDED, oF HER,,,,,,,,
[|87 :: For #mo;ra;lmonday ;mma get stoned w;th the COOLEST CAT 1 KNOW @ardentCreature <> #substance
[|87 :: Aww how sweet! 1 was not aware #mo;ra;lmonday was a th;ng. 1 am grateful you value our mo;ral;gance so much <><><>!
[|87 :: 1’ll br;n the weed! [|;7
.you shitbags dont wanna see people happy and being themselveS .be honesT .you want the drama and the gossiP .if the tea doesnt flow chittr doesnt want iT
.theres so much sappy shit in my feeD .im gagging every other chitT .WHy
thats still youunng, for ann olive?
hm, youure nnot that old..
whoag turns out…8ronchodilators make me feel NOT GREAT !! 8ut I had a nap so I’m feeling less shaky. I think my matesprit is asleep hehehe
[|87 :: Well pounce ;s here so 1’m gonna go get h;gh as a k;te wh;le th;s cat lays on top of me. G00dl;ght everyone
[|87 :: You always know how to cheer me up [|X7
[|87 :: 1 th;nk w;th th;s news we deserve a fat bong r;p tbh
[|87 :: Let’s just hope 1 st;ll have ;mmun;ty cuz oh boy 1’m gonna need to make some sweep;n changes to keep th;s sh;t runn;n ;f #trollbamacare ;sn’t ;n effect anymore
[|87 :: Hmmm 1 have met qu;te the wealthy ;nvestor as of recent…perhaps buy;n out tr;cell could rebound th;s operat;on…
[|87 :: <><><>!!
[|87 :: As a med;culler ;t ;s my duty to heal those who are s;ck or ;njured. Regardless of current adm;n;strat;on. We are ;n a new age of pol;t;cal ;nstab;l;ty, but fret not as 1 w;ll cont;nue my ;nter-d;mens;onal cl;n;c serv;ces to the best of my ab;l;t;es.
[|87 :: What the fuk happened to PEACE wh;le 1 was gone?
X Hello. I’m here with some sad news ladies, gents, and everything in between Due to the recent events on Earth C Callie Mallie Entertainment will be pulling all assets and investments from Earth C. This includes but is not limited to: The Callie Mallie Mega Factory Complex The CME distillery The CME HRT facilities The CME Stimulant production facilities The CME Cannabis Production Facilities And the CME Void Rot Therapy Clinic You may continue ordering your prescriptions online should you be affected by this, sorry. #meenahcoup x
pourin myself a shot of tequila 4 each like on this post :) #substance
awhh FUCK does this mean my application is no longer pending if he's not even in the office anymore...
1 fuck1ng hAte you pounce
no
the grey house may or may not 8e on fire
one quastion is it normal to start feeling very dizzy after inhaling smoke y/n
late 2tart,, 2orry.. wwe diidn"t 2leep untiil 2:30..
IM GONNA MAKE YOU A STATUE BULLSHARK DAD. JUST SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE PROUD TROLL I'VE BECOME.
consort tip: dont be afraid to give your consorts head every once in a while. theyve been working hard and deserve a reward #nsfw
\ ? >< ? / #bodiless #boxlife #catnonadjacent
<3 I simply cannot bother him Pounce! <3 It’s too soon!
okay I am going to say it now. while I still can. 8ut if I say anything insane this light please immediately inform Troll8ama to activate the explosive in my pan and take me out I'm 8outta drop the edi8le
I REALLY GOTTA STOP CHEWING ON BOTTLECAPS.
I 8etter not 8e getting haunted AGAIN.
youre fuck1ng d1sgust1ng dont ever sAy some bullsh1t to me l1ke thAt EVER AgA1n b1tch
go fuck yourself POUNCE
1ve been busy try1ng to 1gnore the fAct thAt my Ancestor 1s Act1vely show1ng t1t on here you Are not A pr1or1ty
ugh..
no..
wwhatevver..
no..
gro22,, keep iit twwo your2elf..
pounce 1s A loser
Absolutely the fuck not dont touch me
you 2houldn"t..
fuck you pounce
₍^. .^₎⟆ You can play w!th my ta!l !nstead! >:D JusSt no n!bbl!n on my rump! *SwaySs ta!l for l!on*꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ *Baps you w!th my ta!l!* you qu!t that now!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ OW!E!꠹
⚞ being a sex icon is SOOOOOOOO exhausting!!!! UUUUUUUGH #nsfw ⚟
>>| .another night, .another shift. nothing changes.
DO I KNOW EVEN A *SINGLE* PYROKINETIC TROLL AROUND HERE. LITERALLY ONE.
I am, thank you.
Okay I had to take a walk but I’m all better now. Apologies.
7ou'd be amazed at how man7 people have no idea what their (lasspe(ts mean. like. motherfu(ker, 7ou pla7ed the game! 7ou beat it! 7ou are standing before me full in 7our godtier regalia and 7ou're telling me that breath makes wind! ridi(ulous.
[|87 :: 1 am surpr;sed by how well rece;ved my last ch;t was. Perhaps 1 could wr;te more l;ke ;t ;n the future when 1’m feel;n creat;ve.
[|87 :: 1 don’t really wr;te stuff l;ke th;s, let alone post ;t but 1 felt ;nsp;red by some other people who have posted s;m;lar th;ngs. So here 1 present a scenar;o ;nsp;red by a pat;ent of m;ne. There you lay, so vulnerable and weak on my operat;n table Soft beeps of v;tal mon;tor;n equ;pment f;ll the r00m You grab my arm, and beg me to f;x you, “please get ;t out of me” you plea as the anesthes;a clouds your m;nd. “Fear not, you are ;n g00d hands” ;s all you can make out before your v;s;on blurs. You flash ;n and out of consc;ousness, pa;n ;s absent but the s;ght of your color sta;n;n my robes ;s all you see each t;me you wake. The fear, the uncerta;nty, the all consum;n confus;on as your th;nkpan struggles to funct;on. 1t ;s almost overwhelm;ng. The cold unaltered express;on on my mask leaves a feel;n of unease. You cannot make out my fac;al express;ons as 1 work, but you see me move w;th grace as my t00ls rend you apart and suture you back together. One f;nal tug of the threaded needle sets your th;nkpan at ease. “1t’s over, the shrapnel ;s gone” you th;nk to yourself. T;me fl;es by as you let yourself fall unconsc;ous. Only when you awake ;n a hosp;tal bed do you real;ze, part of you feared be;n cut open. But the other part of you ;s eternally grateful that someone bothered to save you. #gore #v;olence #substance #bodyhorror
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ ₍ᐢ◌•̯̀ ㅅ•̯́◌ᐢ₎੭
(=^･⩊･^=) < EVFURRYTIME I S33 THAT POUNCE TROLL I GET REALLY SAD.. I MISS MY CATMOM...
[|87 :: 1’m f;ne now, but 1 probably shouldn’t test any of my creat;ons myself for a few w;pes
[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 should stop try;n to wrestle bears ;nfected w;th mutagen;c fungus. #bodyhorror And ; should also probably h;de my keys to the combat lab after snor;n a fat l;ne #substance Regardless 1 am ;ndeed al;ve desp;te be;n part;ally mauled by a bear w;th ch;t;nous stabb;n prongs protrud;n from ;ts back. #gore K;cked ;ts ass though so ;t’s st;ll not g00d enough for B.O.W. Product;on. 1 should also actually name th;s th;ng.
[|87 :: Could not agree more lmao!
[|87 :: 1 m;ss my matespr;ts man…1 need to sk;n someone or someth;n to help lock tf ;n #v;olence #gore #yearn;ng
i couuld uuse a huug..
Please stop posting attractive pictures of men and not tagging me. I miss so many.
<3 Dealing with complex emotions is very difficult for me. <3 It’s hard to tell whether some troll actually likes me or not, I mean I am a bit dumb- as Serket has stated many times. <3 I have such strong feelings for one of my closest friends but I don’t think we could actually be matesprites- <3 Truthfully, I don’t think I could make him happy, and also I don’t believe I’m good enough for someone like him. <3 I guess this is what humans call yearning? I’ve seen it before in the movies and shows I watch- even in music!! <3 Sometimes though, I wish he could just…talk to me more. He’s a complicated troll, but sometimes I wish he…put in more effort to spend time with me. <3 Or maybe he just doesn’t really want to?… <3 Which I understand, sadly. <3 I don’t know what to do about it really- but it hurts a lot to even consider the possibility that I am, as others have stated, not really important. }:<
just 1n cAse you All were unsure whAt quAl1f1es A w1n for me. 1 w1n 1f you stop reply1ng 1 w1n 1f 1 get s1ck of reply1ng to your dumb sh1t 1 w1n 1f 1 block you (becAuse 1m enforc1ng boundAr1es) 1 w1n 1f you block me (hAhA you mAd?) 1 w1n 1f you mAke A post About me (vAgue or not) 1 w1n 1f you m1sgender me 1 w1n 1f you sAy some stup1d sh1t 1 w1n when 1 log off (AgA1n enforc1ng boundAr1es) 1 w1n when you log off (delete your Account) 1 w1n when 1 log on 1 w1n 1f you dont 1nterAct At All 1 w1n 1f youre cons1stently hAt1ng my sh1t 1 w1n 1f you Agree w1th my tAke 1 w1n 1f youre 1n every s1ngle one of my comment sect1ons 1 w1n 1f 1’ve dec1ded to grAce your stup1d fuck1ng post w1th my op1n1on 1 w1n 1f your comment 1s stup1d (1t AlwAys 1s) 1 w1n even 1f 1n the rAre cAse 1 do Agree w1th you (you dont w1n though) 1 w1n when you bAn me from your estAbl1shment (l1ke 1d ever step nub 1n there) 1 w1n when you cAll the Author1t1es on me 1 w1n when you threAten my l1fe 1 w1n when 1 threAten your l1fe 1 w1n 1f you dm me And 1 1gnore you 1 w1n 1f you tell me to dm you (never go1ng to hAppen btw) 1 w1n 1f you reAd th1s post 1 w1n 1f you eXpl1c1tly choose not to reAd th1s post 1 w1n 1f you hAve gone to reply to someth1ng of m1ne And 1ve AlreAdy put you 1n t1meout 1 w1n All the t1me 1 w1ll never lose eXcept 1n the very eXtremely rAre once-1n-A-l1fet1me chAnce thAt 1 mAke A spell1ng error #youlose #1w1n And 1f youre mAd About 1t. well. 1ts typ1cAl to be sore when youve tAken A mAss1ve loss. go AheAd And reply to th1s w1th your gr1evAnces. theyre just more ws for me lmfAo. 1 w1n 1 w1n 1 w1n 1 w1n #w1nner #w1nn1ng #b1w1nn1ng
:33< thank mew im sobbing :DD
₍^. .^₎⟆ Have you ever met someone ssso stup!d that when they talk you look at them l!ke ꠹
>>| .alright. going to take .a short nap now. hope .it's not going to be .a long .one. .i need to be .awake .in 3 hours.
<3 Missing one of my old friends right now <3 They made me laugh a lot! <3 I just hope they’re doing alright, wherever they are
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! m!ssssss lay!ng on top of Sssomeone but !’m too b!g now… :(꠹
[|87 :: And now for my f;nal smash! Fent_adm;n;stered.vod [the follow;n f00tage shows Hastur chuck;n a br;ck of fentanyl ;nto a ce;l;n fan and runn;n away as a group of what appears to be mobsters start chok;n on the dust] #substance #v;olence
>>| .i think, .i need .a moirail.
[|87 :: Leave ;t to ch;tter to turn a LG-6 (pg-13 for the humans 1 guess) beach party ;nto an orgy as s00n as the trolls ;n charge leave lmfao #nsfw #meenrad;abeach
[|87 :: Welp guess 1 need to do more research. Fuck man xenob;ology ;s always fun to l00k ;nto but th;s sh;t got me STUMPED
again you can try!
>>| .i feel the .urge to release some parts .of my .anger .on something. .even just .a table. just keep slamming .on .it. .and slamming .on .it. .until .it breaks. but then continue .it. buy .a wood shredder .and throw .it .inside. .into nothingness. .on thousands .of pieces.
>>| .i lost .a lot .of blood, but still .alive. .about 2 liters, .i guess. fascinating. #cw-self-harm #gore
>>| .alright. .i'm waking .up. thinkpan still hurts .as .if .it got cracked sideways.
.LOLOLOl .eat shiT .you sucK .i rulE .those are the ruleS .pbbbT
there will be no man as great and kind as him
>>| .uhhh. .i'm going to go pass .out .again. .it's better this way. just not feeling to do .anything. .i'm sorry. #substance #cw-self-harm
>>| my tummy hurts. .i think, .i took too much pure .ethanol. #substance #cw-self-harm
>>| .i'm sorry. .i'm not .used to go .out to big parties where .is .a lot .of people. beach party was cool but .i did not know .anyone there. .i'm so sorry. .i'm
i 6ot extremely distraCted. oops. uhh. 6'li6ht. a6ain. ^◡^'
Also On The Topic, I Just Remembered My " Bulge Rating " Post. In Hindsight It's A Little Weird That A Friend I've Never Met Has Psychically Tasted My Bulge, But " We Ball ". #memories #nsfw #nsfc
[|87 :: 1ndeed 1 am, 1 can thank my aura for that one.
[|87 :: Why thank you, you are qu;te suave yourself [|87 <>
[|87 :: Feral pussycat and hash sl;ng;n slasher combo got us act;n unw;se [|%7
[|87 :: Qu;te so!
I Hate To Evoke Visions Of How I Looked Before The Dramatic Hairstyle Change, But My Hair Is Going Up. If I Feel Even One More Follicle Clump On The Back Of My Neck I Am Going To Go Bald. #peaceandlove
fuuuck this im flyin out there myself
COM-E ON
[ THIS USER'S PALMHUSK HAS EXPLODED IN A COSMIC ELDRITCH COLLISION. ]
trying to sea if my moireel is alive and people are moaning on the fucking dashboard #nsfw
The Gray House is closed and will not be taking questions at this time. #meenahmission.
[|87 :: 1 swear to gog 1’ll st;tch @corall;neCataclysm back together ;f 1 have to. 1 have brought one troll back from the dead before so 1 can certa;nly try aga;n ;f 1 must.
[|87 :: @barackObama why ;s the lab trashed? 1 have the tranqu;l;zers ready
[|87 :: G00d gog what the fuk ;s happen;n ;n the DoD lab?
[|87 :: Can do Mr. Pres;dent.
Hey @alarmingApothecary can you bring just like. All of the sedatives to the DoD lab. Literally all of them.
[|87 :: Well fuk, 1 th;nk ;t saw me https://stat;c0.gamerant;mages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/del-lago-easter-egg.jpg
[|87 :: Gonna get my boat and my guns ready. 1 guess 1’m go;n whal;ng. #horror #gogdamn;ttheth;nggotout
[|87 :: 1 w;ll, don’t worry about me. <>
[|87 :: Just stay away from the water for a b;t. 1 m;ght need to make a few calls…
mm......
[|87 :: Yes of course, though 1 need to make sure jellybean ;s asleep f;rst. 1 do bel;eve she currently sees me as one of her spawn for some reason…
[|87 :: [|87 <> :33
[|87 :: 1’m pale for you t00 pounce! <>
THIS IS WOUNDING ME, rping a hater hkefhkdk im really not this irl i hope everyone knows that and im so incredibly sorry if i have offended anyone w any of my character's actions
[|87 :: No, you just have a part of you that was replaced by a healthy body part of one of your clones. You are the or;g;nal you, and you are perfect that way <>
[|87 :: How do you th;nk 1 f;xed that cancer after you broke someth;n ;n my lab? 1t was eas;er to just replace a body part w;th a healthy dupl;cate and al;gn neurons than to k;ll cancer cells and hope we d;dn’t m;ss any cells.
>>| crap. slept .a bit .on my hand .and now .i can't feel .it. like, static noise. well...
[|87 :: YES 1 HAVE DONE 1T! 1 HAVE RESSURECTED @anx;ousTautology! HAHAHAHAHA! anyways heres pr00f that they are do;n alr;ght. Th;s ;s why you get l;fe ;nsurance. [|87 https://h;ve.beebbeebb00b.ru/posts/1MG_042.png
I'm staying at the grey house for a little until my hive is taken care of, so I'm definitely safe !!
just don't talk to them and then I think you'll 8e okay. I made the mistake of entertaining what I thought was somepuppy 8eing silly and I'm paying the fucking price
I swear on all that is holy IF SOME STRANGER STARTS TALKING TO YOU A8OUT DOORS DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER THEM !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
:33 < can one of the seven eleven employ33s unban me :33 < i want a slurp33 and vriskers won't let me back in efurr since the incident
D --> The way my pusher nearly leapt out of its cavity. I am hoping I did not make an ass out of myself.
yuo know who th1s 1s sAysy... "how the fuck d1d you of All fuck1n trolls get A fuck1n job??? you cAn bArely tAke cAre of yourself let Alone A CONVEN1ENCE STORE. 1 g1ve 1t A w1pe tops before youre f1red lmfAo" :( ur soo meAn soemt|mes cnt u jst be hAppy 4 me grubby gr|l. |mm gonn be mk|n cAegArs n ur gonnA see smh. ht|n on me wont mke ur t|ts grow rel get A boob jobb hrre https://forms.gle/DMdpEWW4DqT1mXeQA
before i 6o: i like that we 6ot folks bein' upset about a fuCkin' breastmilk rankin', but that Cronus 6uy 6ets to keep postin' his predator's 6uide 'n' we're just fine with that. don't think y'all really 6ot a le6 t'stand on for this one, m'afraid.
i will! i am! just... 6otta 6et a 6rip for a seCond.
yeah i 6otta step away for a little bit. i'm alri6ht, just... ...6otta fi6ure out how to Cope with somethin6 real quiCk.
D --> Apologies if I'm ever a bit. Odd if I interact with some of you, especially if you were a part of my old friend group. The majority of you were gone. It feels sometimes like I am looking at ghosts. Sometimes I am. I'm happy most of you have lived on and are maybe even happy.
...oh. okay. that's. maybe i spoke a little too soon about doin' better. unrelated to my last post, 'Course. you're 6ood, hoofbeast friends.
troll romance is so confusing i dont know how any of you guys work that shit out tell a guy you wanna kill him and he starts talking about how hes strokin his bone to you in the bathroom of an evil murder sex bar now IM confused about what i mean #nsfw
D --> Part of that is also knowing that most people reading "Equius" and #nsfw in the same sentence will be immediately primed and ready to find any contents within to be creepy to some degree
Being told not to hunt the roaming moobeast by the majority of my staff every time I gaze wistfully out of the window. I crave violence.
D --> I am still tired but unfortunately there is work to be done
[|87 :: That ;s alr;ght, feel free to go w;ld on the athlet;cs course. 1 updated your secur;ty clearance th;s t;me so you should be able to go r;ght on through.
[|87 :: T;me to prep the operat;n r00m yet aga;n! G00d th;n 1 have had ample t;me to pract;ce. Don’t worry, @anx;ousTautology ;s ;n g00d hands.
D--> That is alright sø løng as yøu knøw tø keep a safe đistan¢e.
D--> Fire in general shøulđ be avøiđeđ, yes.
[|87 :: There should be some aloe ;n the manor’s garden ;f you need.
=oXO ouu poor pounce i,m sorry''' that,s good that you did though¡ you did the right thing so hopefully it will heal soon =oXO
=oXO oh no¡¡¡ run it under cold water''' aloe vera is also good for burns''' =oXO
[|87 :: No pounce 1 haven’t lobotom;zed you. 1 care t00 much about your unstable th;nkpan to mess ;t up any more <>
:33< im furked up in the head sometimes t33h33
I Am Going To Set Our Ancestors Up Together As Revenge For This Betrayal. #evil
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The Chittr Populous Is Calling Me Short, Pouncey.
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[|87 :: L;ttle update on the sc;ence 1 have been work;n on, 1 have d;scovered a new method to manually re-al;gn dendr;t;c patterns ;n the th;nk pan. Effect;vely allow;n me to create "save states" of consc;ousness. Th;s m;ght be useful for resurrect;n the dead or potent;ally revers;n the effects of Alzhe;mer's. 1 would need more t;me to study these effects. 1n other news, 1 st;ll cant put them ;n new bod;es. So what you have phys;cally ;s what you got unless you volunteer for gene spl;c;n.
[|87 :: https://;.;mgur.com/Yzyc2gX.png
[|87 :: 1 hope my matespr;t starts sh;tpost;n on th;s s;te s00n ngl.
[|87 :: And yet the;r pusher st;ll beats ;n the palm of my nubs so health;ly… #gore #yearn;n #v;olence
[|87 :: 1 <> you t00 Pounce! [|87
I foorgoot i proomised too be insufferable tooday just kinda spaced oout foor few hoours
:33< sobbing into mewre arms love mew <3
:33< thank mew :DD :33< crying screaming laughing :DD
I Appreciate 3 Compliment, But I Would Not Call Myself Wise. Thank You, Pounce.
:33< SPIRALING? who said a that im nyat spiraling im fine!
like this p0st if y0u want t0 get d0uble dicked d0wn by a mentally ill ex-psi0nic. asking f0r a friend. #nsfw
i haven't d0ne any #h0rnyp0sting in a while, huh.
I am soorry Poounce but it has too be doone
I am gooing too be insufferable tooday
somemoby sedate me @alarmingApothecary
you think theres monsters out tonight?
I AM CONSSIDERING SSEARCHING FOR A MATESSPRIT SSOON ITSS GETTING ANNOYING SSEEING SSO MANY OTHERSS WHO HAVE ONE >8/ NOT TO MENTION THE DANGER INVO/VED WITH MY /ACK OF MATESPRIT >8/
THIS DOES NOT DISSUADE ME FROM BEING MEAN YOU CAUCASIAN FELINE[10,000 JAR DEMONS]
okay i fucking hate everything fuck
Maybe It / Would / Fix Me If He Got On Top Of Me And Wrestled My Hands Away To Tease Me For Hours On End, Actually. Maybe If He Whispered Praise To Me While We Were Pressed Flush Together, And He Smiled Against My Neck As My Legs Shifted Restlessly On Either Side Of His Hips I Would Be Fixed. Maybe. He's... I Mean He's. Bigger. It Would Be Easy To Get Me There. I. #nsfw #nsfc
:33< im sorry pounce... :33< i and by extention her love mew furry meowch <3
:33< and shes... still around?
:33< t33h33 im SOBBING!
:33< thank mew pouncec :33< im sobbingg but thank mew
:33< thats wonderfur im so happy to hear that... :33< my pounce... she didnt m33t a happy end so s33ing mew on my dash fills meow with clawnflicted f33lings to say the least.,. :33< but i try to just be supurrtive be happy be the girl pounce would want meow to be to an altpurrnyat of her
:33< thank mew if this makes a lick of sense it wasnt entipurrly directed at mew mew just... share the name of someone whos furry special to meow
Z. wwhy do zo many people like the cronuzez on thiz wweb zite am i the only troll wwho haz wworking zight orbz .Z
:33< ch33rs to mew old girl i hope mew would love what i am who i am and how i am... miss mew efurry second of efurry day... love mew </33
I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN AN ANSWER.
Anyoone wants too talk aboout sex i am tired oof playing Woorld oof Grubcraft Classic
It Has Been A Long Time Since I've Been On An " Outing " And I Am Horrifically Social Awkward.
I Feel Like I Am More Active Tonight Than I Even Usually Am, But That Is Only Because I'm Nervous And I Do Not Know What To Wear.
D --> I am still reeling (e%cuse the seadweller slang) from the night in which an instance of myself showed such weakness as to admit he 100sens his morals in order to remain on this website D --> Know this, til the day I inevitably pass, I will remain steadfast in the ideals I have established, and not dare bend down to the level of the masses I surround myself with D --> And I feel no shame nor hesitance in admitting this truth
self respect is in such short supply these days #dashwatching
((Going through a gnarly break-up irl ((Sorry there won't be kitty shenanigans for a few days </3 ((I will return though
:33 < oh gosh!! :33 < i'm lonely kitty girl in cave!! :33 < my lusus is named pounce too- i guess mewr not them, but mew remind me so much of them!!! :33 < i have meowstered the hunt, if mew n33d help i can help mew!!
:33 < its okay pounce :33 :33 < survival is hard!!
I didn't want to typecast you......
And didn't tag me......
D --> My internet failed to function for a moment there I think that might be a c100 to get some rest
[|87 :: H; pounce!!! 1’m pale for you t00!! <> 1 see you are mak;n fr;ends already on here! That’s g00d [|87
[|87 :: <>
[|87 :: T00 broke or on the run and don’t want someone track;n you through “l;censed” med;cal operat;ons? Got no ;nsurance for the drugs you very clearly need? Have a body part you don’t want attached anymore and don’t know where to go? Need a place to d;spose of a body? Call me, 1 got what you need!
[|87 :: 1 techn;cally have ne;ghbors. Though they are ones 1 have cult;vated ;n my...let’s call ;t “gated commun;ty” Otherw;se 1’m pretty sure @ardentCreature cave ;s somewhere nearby because they always seem to know how to f;nd me ;n my yard
[|87 :: Ton;ght we d;ne on the flesh of the beast! Or some other ;nsp;rat;onal sh;t lmao
[|87 :: Yo @ardentCreature we should go sk;nwalker hunt;n. We m;ght f;nd some c00l bugs along the way! 1 have heard many a tale of th;s human “crypt;d” and 1 want to v;v;sect ;t. 1’ll let you eat the organs 1 throw away ;f you can sn;ff one of them out! #horror #<>goals #bad;deamaxx;n
[|87 :: Long story short ;t’s l;ke a power struggle between castes. R;ch b;tches vs. p00r sods. 1ts l;ke the outs;ders frfr
i forgot to bring my sketchbook 2 the function :/ #bored
[|87 :: Wazzuuuuup!
[|87 :: 00f r;ght ; don’t th;nk 1 explain;ned that lol.
Alright, well I talked my Lawyer Rez, and she says we can bring up litigation In the meantime, I guess my theaters are now going to become speakeasies
It’s alright, man I’ll just take some time to regroup
Oh the worst
So get this, the Crocker Administration in their infinite fucking wisdom just amended the 18th Amendment to include, drum roll please Movies. Fucking motion pictures. Oh you better believe I’m fucking fighting this
God fucking- this day just went from bad to imperial system bad